tree hugger

A young fucko, most likely reared in Marin County, home of the rich dysfunctional parent. They don't like the timber industry, yet their fucking house is made from wood. Pretty much just a worthless shitheap of a waste of human flesh.

Dude1: Dude, I just recieved a congressional medal of honor bor beating the shit out of some tree huggers.

Dude2: I know, I laughed my ass off when that tree hugger was killed by a falling tree. What a fucko!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

mini thins

Ephedrine tablets available in any fine truck stop.

See Yellowjackets or Trucker Speed.

Dude, I used to take mini-thins all the time, and then my heart exploded!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

sumfuck

An arrogant prick that needs dispensing.

Dude, Im gonna kick Sumfuck in the teeth.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

obe

A completely fat-assed individual, obese.

Dude, I would never fuck your mom on account of her being a goddamn obe.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

ass market

The basement at your parent's house.

Dude, lets hit the ass market, as I am highly interested in gay midget porn.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

off your shit

To be a little fuckoed in the head.

Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004