Definitions by JadenTheMoose

ArnoldGate 

A playlist thing on YouTube that's basically Elsagate with sex and vietnamese videos.
How to make a stylus for your phone.
Elsagate III.

Steve: Have you heard of ArnoldGate?
Tim: Yeah, I've heard of that.

ArnoldGate by JadenTheMoose March 14, 2023

Apps YouTube Bunny Ears of Cap... CS50-Angry Birds E-Tracker | 5 Loya... Five Nights at Fre... The Temple of Not... Five Nights At Fre... 

My entire toolbar text.

Apps YouTube Bunny Ears of Cap... CS50-Angry Birds E-Tracker | 5 Loya... Five Nights at Fre... The Temple of Not... Five Nights At Fre...

Apps YouTube Bunny Ears of Cap... CS50-Angry Birds E-Tracker | 5 Loya... Five Nights at Fre... The Temple of Not... Five Nights At Fre... by JadenTheMoose March 6, 2023

club penguin 

Club Penguin- the game that I played on my old iPad when being young. It's a Disney game from the 2000s and shut down in 2017 like toontown shutting down in 2013. Club penguin island was bad, and but disney was trying to save fan-made recreations of the game.

club penguin

club penguin by JadenTheMoose March 6, 2023

R/Philippines

Formerly the best subreddit ever made, now the WORST subreddit ever made.
Examples of posts:
Before (2008-2016, Pre-Duterte):

Manila stops construction of Torre de Manila

Enrile vs Miriam: Enrile shreds Miriam in privilege speech

Now (2016-present, Duterte-present era):
Tattoos talaga sya! Say no to misinformation :))
(just unfunny comedy posts now)

r/Philippines used to be the best subreddit, now r/crappyoffbrands is the best subreddit.

R/Philippines by JadenTheMoose January 30, 2023

Youtube 

Generic video uploading Username in 2005-2008: okozex

Generic video uploading username in 2008-2013: jayden2009

Generic uploader who uploads spongebob videos nowadays: LoudHouseVideo&SpongeBob2013

YouTube.

Youtube by JadenTheMoose October 8, 2022

Ask Jeeves 

Shut down in 2006, use web.archive.org, also known as the Wayback Machine and type in random. Do not use the second result because it's a variant of Google just based on the comic character Jeeves, which has nothing to do with ask.com, which is running on Google's servers, said to be better than Ask.com, but Yahoo.com is just better than google.

Remember ask jeeves? use the wayback machine.

Ask Jeeves by JadenTheMoose September 23, 2022

Yahoo Messenger 

A now defunct social media client for Windows, Mac, Web, iOS and Android that was literally once the best thing ever. Yahoo Messenger introduced in 2001, IMVironments. It had characters such as Dilbert, Nintendo, and Hello Kitty trying to take your background screen. In 2004, the much-loved Adobe Flash-powered Audibles was added and a ton of them was from the satire adult show, Happy Tree Friend's. It was popular in countries such as the Philippines, and finally was shut down in 2016. It was replaced with a "new version" that had nothing to do with the original. All the other definitions other than this are incorrect, because of calling them "slow" for the older versions.

Remember Yahoo Messenger?
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.

Yahoo Messenger by JadenTheMoose September 22, 2022