google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.
Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.
by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022
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R/Philippines

Formerly the best subreddit ever made, now the WORST subreddit ever made.
Examples of posts:
Before (2008-2016, Pre-Duterte):

Manila stops construction of Torre de Manila

Enrile vs Miriam: Enrile shreds Miriam in privilege speech

Now (2016-present, Duterte-present era):
Tattoos talaga sya! Say no to misinformation :))
(just unfunny comedy posts now)
r/Philippines used to be the best subreddit, now r/crappyoffbrands is the best subreddit.
by JadenTheMoose January 30, 2023
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Friendster

The old defunct gaming service (formerly social network service) that was founded in 2002 and predated much more popular social networks like Facebook and MySpace. Friendster was dissolved in 2011 and was sold to Asia to become a terrible gaming site. It then was dissolved in 2015 and the website remained active until 2018. RIP Friendster.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Friendster?
Guy 2: I really miss using Friendster instead of the crappy Facebook.
by JadenTheMoose April 03, 2022
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shopping

Hes a f***** nerd hehehehe you think im better than ##### ####### f******* #######!!!! Oh jesus tutututututututu tutututututututu I stole CBS tutututututututu tutututu
by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022
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Smithsonian

A series of museums based in washington dc. The collection includes cursed stuff such as a news stopwatch. If in an exhibition you spot some Jim Henson made puppet run away it might come alive at night!
Someone came to the smithsonian at night and Kermit the Frog came out of the glass and came alive.
by JadenTheMoose May 24, 2022
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google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.
Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.
by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022
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