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oval office 

Obama had sex with bush and obama burned it on fire and bush and obama and bush died. Tragically died on their desk.
The Oval Office is the formal working space of the President of the United States. Part of the Executive Office of the President of the United States, it is located in the West Wing of the White House, in Washington, D.C.
oval office by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022
Crappy Kid show which is as cringe as wand of gamelon. Mostly the "singers" except casey can't actually sing and often distracted by the purple alien (jup-jup) who can't resist on them. Their most famous songs are wish upon a star and love. They are the crappy equivalent of the wiggles since like kathleen on the behind the scenes video says bad words like crap. Also all of them secretly says bad words on behind the scenes.

Do not watch hi 5 and i would recommend the Wiggles which is way better.
Have you heard of hi 5? They are as crappy as the cd-i. They are like the wiggles but in CD-i quality.
Hi 5 by JadenTheMoose April 17, 2022
Crappy cringy kid show thingy that originally aired on Australia Channel 9 and ABC Kids. Often distracted by puppets and contains people who can't sing. The producers try to use autotune. Their most famous songs are Wish Upon A star and Love. Creepy uh? Often distracted by steve and tim (boys) who sings high and cannot sing good.
I hate hi 5
Hi 5 by JadenTheMoose April 17, 2022

Friendster 

The old defunct gaming service (formerly social network service) that was founded in 2002 and predated much more popular social networks like Facebook and MySpace. Friendster was dissolved in 2011 and was sold to Asia to become a terrible gaming site. It then was dissolved in 2015 and the website remained active until 2018. RIP Friendster.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Friendster?
Guy 2: I really miss using Friendster instead of the crappy Facebook.
Friendster by JadenTheMoose April 3, 2022
The misspelling of Hi-5, the Australian TV show for kids in which two men and three women sing songs, do things. Members: Stevie, the guy with the blonde hair and builds blocks and cringy stuff. Tim, the guy who has brown hair and looks like Stevie's brother and does things and sometimes does some notes. Fely, the girl who has brown hair and annoys the purple alien guy puppet "Jup Jup" who also annoying her in the windows and helps her with item clues. Casey, the girl who does random things with Chats, the helping puppet who comes out of the box. Lauren, the girl with most segments in the show and does useless things.
Have you watched Hi5?
It's Hi-5 you dumbass
Hi5 by JadenTheMoose April 2, 2022

and together we're hi-5 

The annoying catchphrase of the famous Australian kids band "Hi-5" that they use before the segments begin.
It has been used since the show's debut in 1999 and first debuted in the first script.
Hi Im Tim Hi Im Lauren Hi Im Fely Hi Im Casey Hi Im Stevie And Together We're Hi-5

Splat A Lot 

The forgotten medieval-themed Canadian children's game show that aired on Nickelodeon. It featured fictional villain such as Kookabura. It got cancelled in 2013 and became abandoned. Many TikTokers and YouTubers explored the set after the show ended. The water was demolished in 2019 and Splat a lot was demolished.
Guy 1: Do not go to the abandoned Splat A Lot set if not you will die to slow death.
Guy 2: I will go there and die.
Splat A Lot by JadenTheMoose March 27, 2022