JadenTheMoose's definitions

Yahoo Messenger

A now defunct social media client for Windows, Mac, Web, iOS and Android that was literally once the best thing ever. Yahoo Messenger introduced in 2001, IMVironments. It had characters such as Dilbert, Nintendo, and Hello Kitty trying to take your background screen. In 2004, the much-loved Adobe Flash-powered Audibles was added and a ton of them was from the satire adult show, Happy Tree Friend's. It was popular in countries such as the Philippines, and finally was shut down in 2016. It was replaced with a "new version" that had nothing to do with the original. All the other definitions other than this are incorrect, because of calling them "slow" for the older versions.

Remember Yahoo Messenger?
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.

by JadenTheMoose September 22, 2022

Ask Jeeves

Shut down in 2006, use web.archive.org, also known as the Wayback Machine and type in random. Do not use the second result because it's a variant of Google just based on the comic character Jeeves, which has nothing to do with ask.com, which is running on Google's servers, said to be better than Ask.com, but Yahoo.com is just better than google.

Remember ask jeeves? use the wayback machine.

by JadenTheMoose September 23, 2022

Youtube

Generic video uploading Username in 2005-2008: okozex

Generic video uploading username in 2008-2013: jayden2009

Generic uploader who uploads spongebob videos nowadays: LoudHouseVideo&SpongeBob2013

YouTube.

by JadenTheMoose October 8, 2022

oval office

Obama had sex with bush and obama burned it on fire and bush and obama and bush died. Tragically died on their desk.

The Oval Office is the formal working space of the President of the United States. Part of the Executive Office of the President of the United States, it is located in the West Wing of the White House, in Washington, D.C.

by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

Obama prism

A meme that started in 2019, of the president Barack Obama's face shaped into a 3D triangle. This meme started on reddit and it's funny, way funnier than that obunga meme that's dead.

Barack Obama Prism

by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

shopping

Hes a f***** nerd hehehehe you think im better than ##### ####### f******* #######!!!! Oh jesus tutututututututu tutututututututu I stole CBS tutututututututu tutututu

Froogle, aka Google Shopping

by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

Smithsonian

A series of museums based in washington dc. The collection includes cursed stuff such as a news stopwatch. If in an exhibition you spot some Jim Henson made puppet run away it might come alive at night!

Someone came to the smithsonian at night and Kermit the Frog came out of the glass and came alive.

by JadenTheMoose May 24, 2022