JadenTheMoose's definitions

Thomas & Friends

A TV show which stars a CGI-animated train with a face named Thomas, & his friends. It started in 1984, ended on January 20, 2021 which is the very second & same day that Joe Biden became the president when he said God.
2nd: An old TV show starring stop-motion trains with faces & the stop-motion model trains are now at Discover Thomas Exhibition in Thomas Land in Drayton Manor, UK. But more are sent to HARA model railway museum in japan.
3rd: A new revival of the original series starring 2D-animated characters, completely re-design.
4th: A series of books that you can read.

"A baby watched Thomas & Friends for 8 hours"

by JadenTheMoose June 15, 2021

oval office

Obama had sex with bush and obama burned it on fire and bush and obama and bush died. Tragically died on their desk.

The Oval Office is the formal working space of the President of the United States. Part of the Executive Office of the President of the United States, it is located in the West Wing of the White House, in Washington, D.C.

by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

Obama prism

A meme that started in 2019, of the president Barack Obama's face shaped into a 3D triangle. This meme started on reddit and it's funny, way funnier than that obunga meme that's dead.

Barack Obama Prism

by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

club penguin

It's a game that shut down since April 1, 2017. In the game, you can chat with friends. It's published by disney interactive & developed by lance priebe, aka rocket snail games. many of the flash assets can still be found on various websites, such as web.archive.org & icer.ink .

Jim wants to play Club Penguin with his evil twin.
Jim: wanna play club penguin with me??
Jim's Evil Brother Clone: YESS THIS IS AWESOM? PANGUON???

by JadenTheMoose June 8, 2021

shopping

Hes a f***** nerd hehehehe you think im better than ##### ####### f******* #######!!!! Oh jesus tutututututututu tutututututututu I stole CBS tutututututututu tutututu

Froogle, aka Google Shopping

by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.

Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.

by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022

Smithsonian

A series of museums based in washington dc. The collection includes cursed stuff such as a news stopwatch. If in an exhibition you spot some Jim Henson made puppet run away it might come alive at night!

Someone came to the smithsonian at night and Kermit the Frog came out of the glass and came alive.

by JadenTheMoose May 24, 2022