Jackalman's definitions

Booking

When a person or group of people go to a used book store and load up on free used paperback books. You load the books into your car a drive around until you see a pedestrian. While driving by the poor sap, throw a book at the person while yelling "EDUCATE YO'SELF BITCH!

We went to the book store to get some ammunition for booking.

by Jackalman December 14, 2007

pecker lecker

A penis head. A dick head. One whose penis head is actually located on..his head.

I was driving down the street when some pecker lecker flipped me the bird!

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

H.M.F.I.C

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge

I need to speak to the H.M.F.I.C!

by Jackalman January 2, 2008

Retardo Ricardo

A title given to an extreme stupid person. A Motard.

We would have been done already had Retardo Ricardo over there not dropped the dishes!!

by Jackalman December 6, 2007

can't toot for pootin'

Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."

Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!

by Jackalman April 14, 2009

Tetard

Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.

Sometimes Frank has a lazy eye. It gives off the impression that he's a tetard.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

H.M.F.I.C.

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C

I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007