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litter thug

A punk ass bitch who keeps throwing shit in my yard.
Listen, I saw you do it last week. I let it go. Then I saw you do it again yesterday. STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING MCDONALD'S WRAPPERS IN MY YARD!!! You are being a litter thug.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
mugGet the litter thugmug.

right side of history

An expression used to characterize those of us who hold a certain set of beliefs and possess a certain set of values. It will be self-evident to posterity that we who now hold these beliefs and attitudes were correct, and thus on 'the right side of history'.
We who are on the 'right side of history' believe in objective reality and the capacity for science and rationality to uncover truths about the world.

We believe in free speech, open discourse, and continuous debate.

We believe that verbal and artistic offensiveness is not a crime.

We believe that it is cowardly to deplatform those who you disagree with.

We believe it is cowardly not to engage with those who you disagree with.

We believe in individualism over group identity.

We believe that you should judge an individual based on the content of their character and not the color of their skin or any other inessential attribute.

We hold color-blindness as an ideal to strive for.

We believe that men and women have differences, but this is okay and men and women should not be inhibited from doing what they wish on the grounds of sex-based prejudice.

We believe that is just fine to be gay, straight, or bi.

We believe that there is nothing wrong with being transgender. It is legitimate, despite there being a lot of junk philosophy that has attached itself to theory of gender presently. We will work out these problems together with the help of reason, science, open discourse, and debate.

We reject that there is any virtue in proclaiming a victim identity.

We believe in liberal democracy and reasonably regulated market economies.

We value liberty, fortitude, strength, and personal responsibility.
by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022
mugGet the right side of historymug.

prick twitch

When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!
The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
mugGet the prick twitchmug.

femgoy

A non-Jewish femboy.
Oh, dildo, dildo, dildo
I am so very gay
And if it weren't unkosher
A femgoy I would lay
by Jack Atrophy August 4, 2022
mugGet the femgoymug.

booby blister

A blister that forms on the penis after titty fucking with insufficient lubricant.
The other night I was getting a boob job from Abagail when we ran out of lube. I told her to keep going, and that's how I got this booby blister.
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
mugGet the booby blistermug.

goy toy

An older Jewish woman's younger gentile boyfriend.
"Have you seen J'Quan, Mrs. Goshberg's' new boyfriend?"

"Yes, I see she's found another goy toy to play with."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
mugGet the goy toymug.

red rimmer

Dude! Can you buy a new brand of toilet paper!? I'm giving myself a red rimmer every other shit.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
mugGet the red rimmermug.

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