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noah's ark

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut
It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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Grand Canyon

The act of which during sex the male inserts his cock in the bottom of the females cleavage and runs it through to the top where she then gives him oral sex.

Less technical : Stick da cock inbetween them titties to get that blow job!
Man I swear,if the woman aint got big tits theres no point for a grand canyon.
by Jake October 13, 2004
mugGet the Grand Canyonmug.

Hot chocolate arguement

An argument that is silly and can't be resolved. Usually about symantics.

The genesis is an argument over whether hot chocolate is still hot chocolate if it's cold.
by Jake November 15, 2004
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Academic Decathlon

a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)
1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?
by Jake January 25, 2005
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Noob Combo

The use of any two weapons in a game where no skill is needed to get kill by the combined use of the two weapons.
For example in Halo 2 the most know noob combo is using the Plasma pistol and the assault rifle, the player charges the Pistol and in one shot take the enemies shields out and that quick switches to the other gun and with one shot kills the opponent. And least we forget the universal noob gun……The Shotgun and Sniper rifle, and together you can’t get anymore noob….Just remember NOBODY likes a camper.
by Jake June 18, 2006
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Javeline

Name given to a daughter by continuum obsessed parents
Parent: Javeline! Bed time! your father and I have to play continuum.
by Jake May 5, 2005
mugGet the Javelinemug.

Trunks

50s bathingsuit expression (male).....sure beats a Speedo
We grabbed our trunks and headed off to the beach.
by Jake March 7, 2004
mugGet the Trunksmug.

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