JaKe's definitions

Hazelbrook

Hazelbrook home of da best ppl inda world (west of syd)

"yea fuk da TKB or da Lawson bums Hazlebrooks betta den dem all"

by jake November 28, 2003

g unit

G unit is a group containing 50 CENT, YOUNG BUCK, TONY YAYO, LLYOD BANKS, THE GAME... Best in the game dose not stand for Gangster Unit DOSE NOT

G Unit is the best nobody can even touch that crew.

by JAKE May 13, 2005

loin gravy

Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.

After mowing the lawn in the summer heat, Todd found he had whipped up a hefty batch of loin gravy.

by Jake September 8, 2004

glem

a ditch filled with urine

dude you stepped in my glem

by jake January 27, 2005

whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

by Jake January 20, 2004

suldrek

Only the greatest counter-strike player to walk the face of the earth. Nice guy too.

I wish i was as good as Suldrek, at counter-strike.

by Jake March 11, 2003

Jokers Card

the joker cards something you juggahos will never understand

after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all

by jake January 20, 2004