JaCK's definitions

Wombat

A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.

"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.

before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.

by Jack June 23, 2004

peepoo

if u have to ask what a peepoo is ull never really understand. but its kinda like a fag or whatever u want it to be

Sometimes he's a real peepoo.

God dammit that kid is bein a peepoo.

by jack October 25, 2004

tower

- an upright projectile belonging to the one named Micheal

Micheal's tower reflected the measurement of my own.

by Jack February 24, 2004

severe

awesome, cool, hot.
anything positive.

That chick is severe.
I just had the most severe hamburger

by Jack May 19, 2004

jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so

any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal

by jack December 7, 2003

flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 8, 2003