Lrigwoc is the speedy option for those lovers who want to get down to the deed and precise sexual position quickly. Whilst not easy to pronounce the first time, this reverse cowgirl optimises your sexual experience for those who are in a rush and want to conserve their energies for deeds and needs.
Babe - so hun what do you want to do tonight
Guy - Babe I want you to Lrigwoc me till morning!
Babe - sure thing cowboy!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'