JaCK's definitions

Wombat

A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.

"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them

"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad

by jack September 1, 2004

sweat ass

when your underwear sticks to the crack of your ass and cheeks and from heavy perspiration

During the heatwave he often suffered from sweat ass

by Jack June 23, 2004

meatflaps

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.

My wife has large meatflaps.

by Jack August 9, 2003

eight ball

1/8 ounce of dope that loosers use.

You gotta be one dumb motherfucker to mess with this eight ball dope shit.

by Jack November 9, 2003

bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

by Jack December 7, 2004

twenty ones

Twenty one inch diameter wheels or rims, on luxury cars.

I got twenty ones rubbing on my Benz.

by Jack December 28, 2003