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neophyte 

someone new to something.
Without much knowledge pertaining to a subject
Stinkin neophyte stole my packages and didnt even know what they were
neophyte by larstait October 9, 2003

neophyte 

1. N00b, newbie, in other words, somebody new to something (mostly applied in religious circles)

2. A priest who just started his pracice.

3.Name of a Hardcore/Gabber DJ who was and still is quite popular for it's massive speedy and pumping beats.
1. "So your the new neophyte here? I think you should go to that room for further instructions"

2. Guy 1. "New priest?"
Guy 2. "Yeah, you can notice that he's still quite the neophyte"

3. "Wow, did you hear that last new Neophyte song? I thought my speakers would explose!"
neophyte by Killythefox September 29, 2004

emotional neophyte 

A person who is relatively inexperienced in non-platonic relationships. These people are generally not able to communicate their feelings well, have an intense sense of need and usually have naive and idealized notions of love and romance.
"Sarah is an emotional neophyte. She doesn't get that I'm not willing to make the decision to marry her, when we've only been dating a year or two. I have to go with my gut feeling, not some whim."

You: "How are things with your guy?"
Friend: "He's such an emotional neophyte. I mean, tell me what you think. Stop trying to please me by saying "I dunno" or always seeking my approval."

neophyte 

A new fraternity brother/sorority sister that has not yet paid there dues.
Until you've paid your dues bitch, we're allowed to haze you now!!!!!!
neophyte by EX May 13, 2005

Neophyte 

Gotta be the best fuckin hardcore DJ in the world !
woah dude you gotta listen to neophyte vs evil activites, IT OWNZ !
Neophyte by Deathlok May 15, 2006

neophyte 

1) Someone who has no skill, knowledge, or expertise in any given subject area
2) a nooblet
3) Someone who is anything but l33t
4) Someone Tottaly unworthy of saying anything l33t such as "woot" "RTFMFM" "STFU" "STUFUNOOB" ""n00b" or anything along those lines
5) Somone whose age in years does not excede the length of his penis.
"Hey neophyte, get off the server" -or- "Hey neophyte, thanks for chuckin that 'nade into the hallway just as i walked" by -or- "Get outta the Gene Pool, neophyte"
neophyte by Eli Tistazhol October 18, 2003
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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