A person who is relatively inexperienced in non-platonic relationships. These people are generally not able to communicate their feelings well, have an intense sense of need and usually have naive and idealized notions of love and romance.
"Sarah is an emotional neophyte. She doesn't get that I'm not willing to make the decision to marry her, when we've only been dating a year or two. I have to go with my gut feeling, not some whim."
You: "How are things with your guy?"
Friend: "He's such an emotional neophyte. I mean, tell me what you think. Stop trying to please me by saying "I dunno" or always seeking my approval."
1) Someone who has no skill, knowledge, or expertise in any given subject area
2) a nooblet 3) Someone who is anything but l33t
4) Someone Tottaly unworthy of saying anything l33t such as "woot" "RTFMFM" "STFU" "STUFUNOOB" ""n00b" or anything along those lines
5) Somone whose age in years does not excede the length of his penis.
"Hey neophyte, get off the server" -or- "Hey neophyte, thanks for chuckin that 'nade into the hallway just as i walked" by -or- "Get outta the Gene Pool, neophyte"
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.