JUSTIN's definitions

crack fuck

A crack head fucknut

That crack fuck just took the last bowl of pot!

by Justin December 3, 2002

stache

A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.

My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.

by Justin August 15, 2003

Ice

Water in a solid state occuring at or beneath 32 degree farenhite.

Yo dawg, I want some Ice in my Crystal.

by Justin January 13, 2007

cotton candy

slang or crew term for Oxycontin.

Hey, fool. Do you happen to have acquired any of that oh so lovely "cotton candy?"

by Justin March 26, 2004

draco malfoy

straight pimp. nothing else to be said

When the kick-ass old school Gryffindors James Sirius and Remus left, and were replaced by little pussies like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger the bookworm bitch, Draco decided to shit on them accordingly.

by Justin December 2, 2004

dacryphilia

sexual arousal by your partner's tears

Because of my dacryphilia, I couldn't help myself at my girlfriend's grandma's funeral.

by Justin December 28, 2003

T-Mobile Sidekick II

What I'm on right now, the phatest phone not yet on the market, the sidekick 1 was a huge success, n this phone I love it, mayb later wen I give a fuk about this website ill make a real definition

Yo breezy, check out my new phone/pda

by Justin August 29, 2004