Definitions by JMC70

do you like my hat?

What a guy who's wearing a hat, especially an impressive-looking hat,typically asks of someone.

I ran into Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Tony,Todd,Musa,Brock,and Scott the other day--they were all wearing hats like deerstalkers,plain snowhats,and cowboy hats--and they each asked of me,"Do you like my hat?" Of course I said yes-very impressive headgear!

do you like my hat? by JMC70 November 28, 2016

roundhead 

a fellow who is completely bald, or the head itself. So called because such a head looks round. Such guys may be labeled as nerds or outcasts, on account of their ugly heads.

Kenny,Kevin,Tom,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Uriah,Harun,and Jim all had their heads shaved,so now they're roundheads. They stink and look ugly,but as long as they're content,so be it.

roundhead by JMC70 November 28, 2016

Ball cap 

A cap with a visor,which may be worn either in the front or back; a baseball cap. Typically worn as ordinary casual headgear by men,not meant to be impressive.

Kenny,Kevin,Tom,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Jim are all content to wear plain,simple ball caps. How dull and mediocre. Oh,well,as long as they're contented.

Ball cap by JMC70 November 22, 2016

Aitch 

Something that resembles a capital letter H,such as a football goal post.

This must be a football field; see the aitches? One aitch at each end.

Aitch by JMC70 November 13, 2016

Peepee 

Baby talk for the male genitals.

Jason,Georgie,Jamie,Tommy,and Patrick all had small peepees when they were little.

Peepee by JMC70 November 13, 2016

Kojak head 

a term for a piebald,or completely bald fellow,or the head itself. So called because the famous detective by the name is depicted as completely bald. Such guys are labeled as nerds,because of their ugly heads.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Tom all had their heads completely shaved,so now they're all Kojak heads. They may look cute with Kojak heads, but they sure as hell stink.

Kojak head by JMC70 October 26, 2016

Detective hat 

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

Detective hat by JMC70 October 25, 2016