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pumpkin

"Patrick,pumpkin, it's time for your nap," Rachelle told her 3-year-old son.
by JMC70 August 4, 2017
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laborer

Someone who does hard,fast-paced jobs for a living. Forklift drivers and automated technicians would be considered laborers.
Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,Uriah,Ulysees,Harun,Harold,Harvey,Hayden,Lincoln,Herman,Jason,Fargo and Theo all work as laborers at ES3.
by JMC70 October 21, 2017
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fishing cap

A baseball cap. Called so because ball caps are popularly worn by fisherman.
Matt,Jamie,Robert,Kevin,Kenny,Tom,Uriah,William,Harun,and Jim,who all enjoy fishing,claim that wearing ball caps,or fishing caps,help you catch fish galore.
by JMC70 December 3, 2016
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smack

3-year-old Patrick gave his cousin 10-year-old Michael a smackon the cheek,for protecting him and his teddy bear from the monster under his bed.
by JMC70 May 18, 2017
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U gays

Fellows whose favorite pastime is strolling around in their underwear, or boxer shorts. So called because being in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay.
Best friends Jake and Dwayne are quite the U gays, always strolling around in their underwear or boxer shorts. They have even made several videos on themselves-Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, bad hair, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the microphone, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the snowman, and finally Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, six cuppycakes each instead of seven.
by JMC70 June 25, 2023
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homo winter gear

Winter clothes such as jackets, pompom snow hats and baseball caps, worn instead of impressive winter gear such as overcoats, plain skullcaps and deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay fellows or pansies are denied liability insurance, they are only entitled to wear homo winter gear such as winter jackets and pompom snowhats or baseball caps. Homo winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Kenny," said the claims examiner, "but because you cannot afford liability insurance due to the big H-shaped hole in your wall, you may only wear homo winter gear, such as a winter jacket and a baseball cap or even a pompom snow hat. I know you'll look like a pansy, but that's the way it is."
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
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fairyhead

a bald fellow, or a fellow content to forgo a hat. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.
Detective Theo Kojak is quite the fairyhead!
Tom, Bill, Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, David, Greg, Hayden, Harun, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Kenny, Kevin, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, and Uriah are all fairyheads; they’re all content to forgo a hat in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.
by JMC70 February 26, 2022
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