JMC70's definitions

hat in the air

A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.

Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.

Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.

Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.

by JMC70 November 26, 2020

teddy bear

a virile man who is nevertheless very gentle and kindhearted,in spite of his gruff manner.

10-year-old Michael's Uncle Lou,who is a big fat man with a rough manner,is really such a teddy bear. He and nephew Michael often fish together, and he is very loving towards his 3-year-old son Patrick,Michael's little cousin.

by JMC70 January 15, 2017

lumphead

somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!

On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.

by JMC70 January 8, 2017

sourpuss

Someone who is habitually gloomy or grouchy.

Harun is such a sourpuss that he never even smiles for the camera.

by JMC70 March 11, 2018

WASP

A fellow regarded as arrogant and snobby. Typically one who is eligible to wear such impressive winter gear such as deerstalker hats, cowboy hats, plain skullcaps and overcoats and scorns any guys who wear winter jackets and either go bareheaded or wear pansy headgear such as pompom snow hats or baseball caps. So called because their attitude resembles that of a typical "White Anglo Saxon Protestant," snobby and condescending.

"Coach Stillman and Nathan are such WASPS, always trampling us just because they wear impressive headgear and overcoats while we wear winter jackets and go bareheaded," said Robert and Hayden.

Todd is quite the WASPtowards Tom, just because Todd wears impressive headgear and an overcoat while Tom either goes bareheaded or wears a pompom snowcat or baseball cap and a winter jacket. Once Todd even slapped the letter U and the number 3 on Tom's bare head; what a WASP!

Gary is also quite the WASP towards poor Jim, especially when he sees Jim lose his pompom snow hat in winter.

by JMC70 March 16, 2019

Pansy head

A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such guys are regarded as looking gay.

Baldy Kojak is quite the pansy head!
Tom, Kenny, Kevin, Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Harvey, Hayden, Harun, Jake, Jason, Bill, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, and Herman are all pansy heads; none of them ever wear a hat, no matter how cold it is.

by JMC70 March 21, 2021

Indian wrestle

To engage in hand to hand combat for fun,as before football practice or gym class.

David and Greg liked to Indian wrestlein the locker room before football practice and games.

Michael and Glenn liked to Indian wrestle right before gym class.

by JMC70 February 18, 2017