JMC70's definitions

smack

A loud,wet kiss.

3-year-old Patrick gave his cousin 10-year-old Michael a smackon the cheek,for protecting him and his teddy bear from the monster under his bed.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017

fairyhead

a bald fellow, or a fellow content to forgo a hat. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Detective Theo Kojak is quite the fairyhead!
Tom, Bill, Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, David, Greg, Hayden, Harun, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Kenny, Kevin, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, and Uriah are all fairyheads; they’re all content to forgo a hat in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.

by JMC70 February 26, 2022

fishing cap

A baseball cap. Called so because ball caps are popularly worn by fisherman.

Matt,Jamie,Robert,Kevin,Kenny,Tom,Uriah,William,Harun,and Jim,who all enjoy fishing,claim that wearing ball caps,or fishing caps,help you catch fish galore.

by JMC70 December 3, 2016

Ten-hut!

The common exclamation used to mean “Stand at attention!” or colloquially, “Atten—TION!” used mainly by drill sergeants or sometimes even gym squad leaders.

Ten-hut! exclaimed gym squad leader Nathan, thereby making lazy squad mates Robert and Hayden stand at attention as they were preparing for gym class.

by JMC70 January 17, 2020

That's the way it is

Used to mean that nothing can be done about a particular condition,because it just has to be that way and one just has to live with it.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Hayden,Harvey,Jason,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,and Elliott may only wear ball caps and winter jackets. It's plain they all would rather wear impressive headgear and overcoats, but they can't, and that's the way it is.

by JMC70 April 1, 2017

yellow head

A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking yellow, or cowardly.

Baldy Detective Kojak is quite the yellow head!

Tom, Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Hayden, Harun, Harvey, David, Greg, Uriah, Bill, Kenny, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln and Herman are all yellow heads; none of them ever wear a hat, no matter how cold it is.

by JMC70 March 19, 2021

ABC's

The basics of something,or all the reasons for something,told in full detail from A to Z.

Here are the ABC's as to why I hate bullfighting and why I think Spain,Mexico,and other countries should ban it:
A-it's awful
B-it's bad(and so,Bleah! to it)
C-matadors are cowards and cruel
D-the sport is disgusting,dreadful,and dumb
E-matadors are evildoers
F-the sport is frightful
G-it's gruesome
H-it's horrible
I-matadors are ignorant,inhuman,and inhumane
J-they're jerks
K-they're killers(naturally!)
L-they're losers,and their sport is lousy
M-they're monsters
N-they're nasty,and they're nothings
O-the sport is offensive
P-matadors are pinheads
Q-the sport attracts quislings
R-it's rotten and matadors are rude
S-it's sickening,silly,and stupid
T-it's terrible
U-it's ugly and ungodly
V-matadors are villians
W-it's the worst sport I've ever heard of
X-it adds to my xenophobia
Y-it's yucky
Z-matadors are big zeroes.
And that is the ABC's of my reasons for hating bullfighting and why I think it should be outlawed,period,from A to Z.

by JMC70 March 28, 2017