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A fellow regarded as arrogant and snobby. Typically one who is eligible to wear such impressive winter gear such as deerstalker hats, cowboy hats, plain skullcaps and overcoats and scorns any guys who wear winter jackets and either go bareheaded or wear pansy headgear such as pompom snow hats or baseball caps. So called because their attitude resembles that of a typical "White Anglo Saxon Protestant," snobby and condescending.
"Coach Stillman and Nathan are such WASPS, always trampling us just because they wear impressive headgear and overcoats while we wear winter jackets and go bareheaded," said Robert and Hayden.

Todd is quite the WASPtowards Tom, just because Todd wears impressive headgear and an overcoat while Tom either goes bareheaded or wears a pompom snowcat or baseball cap and a winter jacket. Once Todd even slapped the letter U and the number 3 on Tom's bare head; what a WASP!

Gary is also quite the WASP towards poor Jim, especially when he sees Jim lose his pompom snow hat in winter.
by JMC70 March 16, 2019
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Someone who is the smarter one of identical twins,hence the term.
Brock is Uriah's adoptive identical twin, since Brock won a medal at high school graduation and Uriah did not,Brock was always on the honor roll while Uriah never was,and finally,Brock went to college while Uriah just worked after high school.
Musa is Harun's adoptive identical twin, since Musa won a medal at high school graduation and Harun did not,and Musa always made dean's list while Harun never did.
by JMC70 January 8, 2017
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Used to indicate that the speaker resents being stared at while needing privacy,in general.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to say,as his cousin Michael stared at him.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 8-year-old Jamie protested,while everybody stared at him after he got depanted by the turtle and rabbit.
by JMC70 February 11, 2018
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Said in an angry or sarcastic way to indicate that you resent being stared at when you demand privacy.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to tell his cousin 10-year-old Michael and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,as they stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.
by JMC70 February 14, 2018
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Singing in the wrong note or pitch; flat or sharp.
Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Jason,Jon,Bill,Tom,Uriah,Harun,Hayden,Harvey,Fargo and Theo are all horrible singers,the way they always sing off key.
by JMC70 September 17, 2017
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Jason,Georgie,Jamie,Tommy,and Patrick all had small peepees when they were little.
by JMC70 November 13, 2016
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A typical sick joke heard in a men's locker room,such as a football locker room,or while men or boys are getting dressed for gym class.
Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Jim,and Tom were all victims of locker room jokes when they were in high school; they would often be told they stunk in both the gym locker room and the football locker room.
by JMC70 December 7, 2016
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