lumphead

somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.
Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!

On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.
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work release

A system where prisoners work to get paid while serving their sentences.
When Patrick was in prison,he worked at Prospect Hill Cemetery for work release.
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teddy bear

a virile man who is nevertheless very gentle and kindhearted,in spite of his gruff manner.
10-year-old Michael's Uncle Lou,who is a big fat man with a rough manner,is really such a teddy bear. He and nephew Michael often fish together, and he is very loving towards his 3-year-old son Patrick,Michael's little cousin.
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sleuth hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because the famous sleuth,or detective,Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Tony,and Andrew are all sporting sleuth hats. Such impressive headgear!
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football shirt

A t-shirt modeled on a football jersey,with angular-styled numbers.
Jamie has three football shirts,one numbered 51, one numbered 70,and one numbered 71. His favorite football shirtis the one numbered 51.
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gay head

a bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.
Baldy Detective Kojak is quite the gay head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Tom, Harun, Hayden, Harvey, Bill, David, Greg, Uriah, Kenny, Fargo, and Theo are all gay heads; none of them ever wear a hat, no matter how cold it is.
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Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!
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