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A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.
Baldy Kojak is quite the fruit head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Tom, William, Harun, Hayden, Hamilton, Harvey, Jason, Kevin, David, Greg, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, Herman and Harold are all fruit heads; none of them ever wear a hat in winter, no matter how cold it is.
by JMC70 June 5, 2021
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Pansy head

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A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such guys are regarded as looking gay.
Baldy Kojak is quite the pansy head!
Tom, Kenny, Kevin, Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Harvey, Hayden, Harun, Jake, Jason, Bill, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, and Herman are all pansy heads; none of them ever wear a hat, no matter how cold it is.
by JMC70 March 21, 2021
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yellow head

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A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking yellow, or cowardly.
Baldy Detective Kojak is quite the yellow head!

Tom, Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Hayden, Harun, Harvey, David, Greg, Uriah, Bill, Kenny, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln and Herman are all yellow heads; none of them ever wear a hat, no matter how cold it is.
by JMC70 March 19, 2021
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gay head

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a bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.
Baldy Detective Kojak is quite the gay head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Tom, Harun, Hayden, Harvey, Bill, David, Greg, Uriah, Kenny, Fargo, and Theo are all gay heads; none of them ever wear a hat, no matter how cold it is.
by JMC70 January 29, 2021
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hat in the air

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A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.
Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.

Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.

Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.
by JMC70 November 26, 2020
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tough beans!

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Used to comment that something unfortunate cannot be fixed or helped, and usually also that the speaker does not seem to care that this is the case. Basically a colloquial form of “Tough!” as in “Well, that’s too bad!”
Jake: “Ben, I want seven cupcakes like you have. I hate having only six cupcakes!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”
by JMC70 July 13, 2020
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Hwhy?

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Used as a way of letting the one spoken to that they’re simply wasting their time. Saying why like this also has a way of provoking them.
Jake: “Hey, Ben, would you like to trade your seven cupcakes for my six cuppycakes?”

Ben:“Hwhy?”
Jake:(provoked)”Because I hate having only six cuppycakes!”
by JMC70 July 1, 2020
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