To be kooked is to be stoned, through smoking or consumption of marijuana. The word kook has a completely different meaning by itself, but variations suck as kooky are often used to describe various situations involving THC
"Man, I'm so kooked!"
"That is some kooky shit"
"Tonight we will be having a kookfest"
"Let's get kooked and eat pie"
"That is some kooky shit"
"Tonight we will be having a kookfest"
"Let's get kooked and eat pie"
by Jim December 12, 2004
Intoxicated, drunk, inebriated; stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol); "a noisy crowd of pitsnoggled sailors"; "helplessly pitsnoggled"
by Jim March 25, 2005
the youngest rapper in d-block
not as successful as his counterparts, but is the illest lyricist from d-block
not as successful as his counterparts, but is the illest lyricist from d-block
"im a skinny nigga but when i hustle i hold weight
pay a chauffeur to drive while i doggy style your prom date"
pay a chauffeur to drive while i doggy style your prom date"
by jim August 10, 2004
Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.
Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.
by Jim May 28, 2006
by Jim April 17, 2005