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shamz

the act of giving oral sex; usually by a stolle or a traulup.
that stolle just gave me some great shamz behind the dumpster.
by jeff December 7, 2004
mugGet the shamzmug.

ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.
Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.
by Jeff August 31, 2004
mugGet the plootemug.

Goosin

Just fuckin goosin it!

(in a vehicle)
by jeff August 22, 2003
mugGet the Goosinmug.

Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
by Jeff October 26, 2004
mugGet the Suck at lifemug.

teh 1337 sauce

"this pizza is teh 1337 sauce"
by Jeff April 9, 2005
mugGet the teh 1337 saucemug.

fade

a right hook to the jaw.to catch a fade is to get socked in the face.
That bitch K Douv was talking shit so he caught my fade.
by jeff March 20, 2005
mugGet the fademug.

ignospeach

Speaking or voicing an opinion about something you know nothing about.

See also ingoramous or bullshit artist.
When you are asked if an electric motor is and induction motor you say "yes it's all ball bearings".
by Jeff February 16, 2005
mugGet the ignospeachmug.

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