JEff's definitions

drive by braille

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.

I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.

by Jeff December 20, 2004

enyo

this is an ancient eastern word for booger.

Tip well or the pizza guy will deposit enyo's on your next order.

by Jeff December 20, 2004

texacoed

verb-To spill indiscriminately (and/or unintentionally), ala an oil spill.

When Johnny Velvet drank too much, he texacoed the urinal stall.

by Jeff December 21, 2004

blurgle

diarrhea; any unpleasant fecal emission

child i just went to the toilet and had terrible blurgle

by jeff December 26, 2004

cappin

Taken for the words of true ass gangsters, cappin means to be shooting them glocks all over the place.

I was cappin last night when the pigs rolled up.

by Jeff December 27, 2004

the heater

A hot fart with lots of stench

I just let out a heater

by Jeff December 30, 2004

the goods

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.

When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

by Jeff December 30, 2004