JEff's definitions

Yettles

1.) The words of a confused dutch boy talking about the delicious treat "Yodels" made by Drakes Cakes.

2.) Something that you ask if Nabisco makes during a prank phonecall.

"¿What the fuck are yettles?"

by Jeff June 20, 2004

elseif

An elseif statement.

Used in PHP:

if($a == "1") {
return true;
} elseif($a == "2") {
return false;
}

by Jeff June 22, 2004

the shirt of it

Used to describe how much you enjoyed something.

I loved the REO Speedwagon concert. I even got the shirt of it!

by Jeff June 24, 2004

nothing to sneeze at

A true challenge; not to be taken lightly.

While Mike tyson is no longer world champion caliber, he's nothing to sneeze at.

by Jeff June 25, 2004

spry

When a person is old, but hot, then they are spry

Is your grandma spry?

by Jeff June 28, 2004

fat boy

Someone who just eats constantly everyday and never excersises or does shit about it

Brian, Milton, and Andy are fat boys but PABLO IS ONE FAT BITCH!!!

by Jeff June 28, 2004

lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 1, 2004