JEff's definitions

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

killing floor

From old blues songs, particularly the Chicago style; a reference to the location in the slaughterhouse where the stock was killed and then butchered, hence a scene of danger, difficulty, bloodshed, etc.

Man, it sure is tough down on the killing floor today!

by jeff August 7, 2004

towardex

High Quality Service. Top of the line Hosting, and amazing customer service.

God Damn, Towardex makes my day.

by Jeff May 3, 2003

Chub-Chub

The act of sneezing into anothers anus.

Dad: Time for chub-chubs Russel!
Son: No dad my nose hurts!
Dad: *Takes Russels head and forces between buttcheeks*
SNEEZE RUSSEL SNEEZE!!!!

by Jeff November 9, 2003

down b

To give someone a sweet uppercut (in the style of Mortal Kombat.)

Yo, dawg, Plaks is such an asshole; so I gave him a down b and knocked his monkey ass down!

by Jeff May 15, 2004

Gold

A shiny metal

I love Gooollllldd!

by Jeff October 3, 2002

redneck

a hillbilly from texas whos hard working and is called a redneck for show offy way of doing things like a texan.

hank hill and con from king of the hill show

by jeff January 23, 2005