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arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience
dave you fucking arsecandle!
by JB October 25, 2003
mugGet the arsecandlemug.

wazzak

Similar meaning to pillock. Someone who has proved themselves to be a bit of an idiot. Is usually irritating.

The term is often used as an insult against someone who has caused the insulter harm in some way.

Somewhat outdated the term is rarely used today.
That wazzak still owes me £50
by JB June 18, 2006
mugGet the wazzakmug.

Siskel & Ebert

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!
by JB October 2, 2003
mugGet the Siskel & Ebertmug.

lucio fulci

The so-called Italian "Godfather of Gore". Directed classics such as "The Beyond", "Zombie", "Don't Torture a Duckling" and "The New York Ripper".

His films are usually extremely violent and gory.

Born June 17, 1927 in Rome Italy. Originally a medical student. Continued to direct up until his death in 1996, of a diabetes-related illness.
Fulci's most well known work is 1979's "Zombie". An in-name-only sequel to George A. Romero's "Dawn of the Dead".
by JB January 19, 2004
mugGet the lucio fulcimug.

for real

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.
by JB September 26, 2003
mugGet the for realmug.

Stratis

1. N. - A band too gay for elton john to endorse.

2. N. -
any band constisting of:
1. a homosexual bible thumper
2. a Angry Gay dude with the abilty to drop his balls as he sings
3. a phedophic junkie Bass player with a abnormally small penis
4. a Drummer with a unstatible urge for dip and a face bright enough to flash down a airliner
"Oh shit, they're so horrible..."
"yeah, a real STRATIS"
by jb February 16, 2005
mugGet the Stratismug.

Dr. vodka

The amazing combination of vodka and Dr Pepper
This Dr Vodka is w00t!
by JB October 1, 2004
mugGet the Dr. vodkamug.

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