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gizza

when you cum in a girl mouth while she's givin head.
Yo dawg,my girl put my dick in her mouth and i was lik 'gizza'
by jb January 16, 2004
mugGet the gizzamug.

flat bag

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. See also crazy date, battered sav, hello boys
Yes, and that's a lovely flat bag by Nemov!
by JB February 28, 2005
mugGet the flat bagmug.

Sacs

Adam said that stripper he hired costed 200 sacs.
by jb November 6, 2001
mugGet the Sacsmug.

Psychedelic Zebras

Flippin' sweetest band ever. They are from Lake Oswego, OR. They started in spring 2004. The Guitarist is Jordan Bice and the Bassist is David "Mr. X" Bartman. They both sing
Man those fuckin' Psychedelic Zebras rock!
by JB March 30, 2005
mugGet the Psychedelic Zebrasmug.

snap off

A slang word to describe the perfect vagina for mantaining an erection in that it is small enough to squeeze or snap off your cock keeping the blood in your penis allowing you to maintain an erection. Especially while partying too hard causing ED. Best when frombe, creating the best angle vs. pubic bone senario.
Mickey and JB were enjoying a beer. Mickey remember that JB had left a party for Alpa and did not get any Viagra. JB's retort was this is that girl I told you about with the snap off pussy.
by JB May 19, 2004
mugGet the snap offmug.

Kitten Holocaust

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."
by JB November 24, 2003
mugGet the Kitten Holocaustmug.

Sauce

A topping, often for spagetti, used heavily by the italian nationality, often homemade or bought Ragu style, other brand names that are wanna be Ragu s like Brothers, Prego, and a few... However none match up to MAMAs home cooked sou-ce...
by JB February 13, 2003
mugGet the Saucemug.

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