546 definition by JAmes

1)To urinate on another human being for sexual gratification, usually by somebody who's never heard the words "personal" and "hygene" strung together in the same sentence.

"Jenny was running late for work, so instead of a regular shower involving hot water and soap, John just gave her a quick golden shower and she was on her way."
by James October 18, 2003

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Alternative to What the Fuck; means the same exact thing
Did he just do what I think he did? What the shit!
by James April 18, 2003

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a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.
Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.
by James October 04, 2003

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TA
Teaching/teacher's Assistant
TA's teach most of the classes at some big universities....or, I have to correct papers as an English Department TA.
by James November 11, 2003

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Tubthumping is going out and singing and having drinks after protesting.

Song by chumbawamba:
I get knocked down, but I get up again...
Tubthumping was something the Irish did when they were revolting against England. The word was made popular recently by the Anarchist band Chumbawamba, with their song by that title.
by James February 19, 2005

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With just a flick of the wrist, you go from harmless citizen to vicious, knife-weilding warrior. Same stigmas as a swithblade apply; see dangerous, lethal, scary and gangster. Although no more lethal than any other sharp object (see rock, nail and razor for examples), the media has turned it into something it never was.

Technical definition: balisong

Commonly mistaken as: switchblade, illegal
That flashy looking device I opened with one hand was a butterfly knife.
by James September 12, 2004

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An imaginary measurement of time that indicates an extreme quickness. Lending itself to the fast-paced lifestyle associated with New York City.
When I was in the Bronx I got mugged, shot, raped, and murdered in a New York Minute. In Detroit it would take at least 2.
by James December 08, 2003

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