JAmes's definitions

crystal palace

In adams opinion the best team in the whole world. But adam is gay and palace are crap.

Palace are crap and adam is gay.

by James December 14, 2004

piss

Warm yellow substance ejected from the "pee hole" as kids so eloquently refer to it.Tasting is not recomended!

I have to Piss like a race horse!

by James April 23, 2003

118118

A number which UK residents can dial to be put through to an operator in India which has had 6 hours english training, in an attempt to find a telephone number for a named company/residence. Most often results in temper loss and incohorent screaming from both parties.

The NEW 192-Directory Enquiries. Live it. 118-118.

by James June 15, 2004

turgor pressure

internal pressure of a cell due to water held there by osmotic pressure

A plant cell has its normal shape and turgor pressure in isotonic solution

by james December 13, 2003

medium

When your penis is neither erect or flacid (the period between 'up' and 'down')

Is that the biggest you go?
No a few more inches yet, let it grow it's only on its medium

by james March 10, 2003

PMW

Posh Mans Wank.
A wank with a condom on

He couldn't be arsed to clean up after him so he wore a condom

by James March 10, 2003

Jet City

Jet City- Seattle, USA. Refering to its status as birthplace and industrial capital of the Beoing Co. It is large number of Beoing labs and plants.

Joe- I'm from Jet City.
Sarah- Sweet.

by James June 18, 2006