JAY's definitions

The Pen Is Mightier

A Penis Pump

"Alex trebek id like to use the Penis Mightier"

by Jay March 20, 2003

asner

the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter

"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

by Jay October 30, 2004

def

def /def/ adj. to describe a person, thing, or event that is cool. iarchaic, circa 1981/i

"yo, mah pizzles, I got da hook-up at this def new club. It's suppose ta be off da hizzy"

by Jay January 19, 2003

stink nugget

little ball of shit

when you shit little doughnut balls instead of logs

by jay April 25, 2003

inland empire

A region which contains cities from the San Bernardino and Riverside Counties.

Also known as the I.E

The Inland Empire is between L.A. County and San Bernardino County.

by Jay March 7, 2005

bird alleyne

a bird alleyne is one who felches hobo's in order to receive money. it comes from the legend of a man who felched over 15 hobos in order to get enough money to purchase the non demo edition of football manager. it is used complementary with the words/phrases faggot, snitch, cumlips and dunce cunt.

Holy shit Jimmy, look at that bird alleyne go. If he continues felching that hobo he'll be one satisfied customer. Dang!

by jay September 1, 2008

chenging

Yorkshire slang for being wasted on crack cocaine or heroin. Same definition as gauching.

I saw that bleddy crank chenging it out on the rocks last night!

by Jay June 18, 2005