"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Motha Motha Fuck,Motha Fuck,Motha Fuck Motha Fuck Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, 1-2, 1-2-3-4, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Shmokin Weed, Shmokin Weed..."-Jay
by Jay January 25, 2005

African american driver looking for his insurance, and the trials and tribulations associated with it.
by jay February 9, 2004

1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.
2. Semen.
2. Semen.
1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.
2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?
2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?
by Jay April 16, 2004

by Jay June 18, 2005

Baryonic Lords
Even as baryonic lords of our universe, this was a conflict that would end in defeat for the Xeelee.
by Jay November 9, 2003

For example, a person who is telling a story that does not sound real or is an exaggeration, might be called Tommy Tough Nuts.
by jay August 22, 2004

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).
Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.
Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.
Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.
by Jay April 21, 2004
