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oxes

1.) plural noun, meaning a collection of large cow-like pack animals.
2.) noun, meaning an awesome indie band. they use very odd beats, and excellent guitar work, and put on a hell of a live show.
1.) we rode our oxes to the show
2.) we saw the oxes at the show


oxes suck coxes
-the oxes.
by jason October 2, 2004
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free republic

See Also: Hypocrisy
Free Rebublic is a particularly disgusting web site which is anything but "Free". The excuse made for the rampant censorship which takes place there regularly is most often that it is a privately owned site and thus not obligated to refrain from erasing any trace of thought that goes against it's own grain. OK. Fine. But don't claim that posts aren't erased and ideas aren't censored, because they are. Try a google search for "Free Republic Censorship", or even just "Free Republic". There are plenty of victims of this Orwellian memory hole out there. I know. I'm one of them.
see: www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1330481/posts

I tried to set the record straight for my friend Phil, and I was censored and banned THREE TIMES withing half an hour.
by Jason February 10, 2005
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chattman

hairy assed girl who always has her fucking underwear hanging out and acts like it's an accident.
chattman's a slut.
by jason April 26, 2004
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Bobum

A slightly higher level of intelligence than a bum.
Gob the bum watches TV all day. While Jom the bobum watches and talks about TV all day.
by Jason April 23, 2003
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Badussy

But, Ass, Dick, and Pussy! The mixture of sex smells.
Damn, this room smells like Badussy!
by Jason August 29, 2003
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virus

man, i went to go fuck your mom last night, until she told me of the damn virus she got from you cousin last week. damn her!
by Jason February 2, 2005
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shortshword

Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, this word took on a meaning of it's own. See Sword or Big red Pole or Plastic Tube or Threat or Ridicule. Repeated use causes the teasee to tell the teaser that he hates them or he is going to kill them or tell the teaser's boss that he is being made fun of again.
Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my shortshword!" or "I'll bust you up with my Shortshword."

West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"
by Jason December 2, 2004
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