JASON's definitions

lasher

lasher ... a beor ( womaon ) who is very pleasing to the eye.

jaysus lads look at that lasher there, i wouldn't mind a lash of her.

I never knew jerys sister was such a lasher.

by Jason July 1, 2004

break a tree

to go out socially on a week night with the intention of having one drink which unexpectedly turns into a large drinking session and renders you unfit for work the next day

I went out with Owen last night for literally one beer and ended up breaking a tree

by Jason September 12, 2003

sum 41

a band that is punk and for everyone ho says its not punk can kiss my ass

good charlotte rox!

by jason February 20, 2004

flopititis

The condition of the vagina post-fisting.

When I was done with her, Kim had flopititis.

by Jason May 10, 2004

lan pa

scrotum in hokkien

your lan pa very big means your scrotum very big

by Jason May 11, 2004

wifebeater

A white sleaveles t-shirt also referred to as a muscle shirt or singlet.

Virgil's got his wifebeater on, looks like Helen's gonna get taught a lesson tonight!

by Jason August 14, 2002

Stifler

From the american pie series, Steve Stifler, is the most brain dead, nerotic, kick ass! guy in the movie, does not take shit from anyone, yet believes everyone (including guys) wish to get some of his alter-ego, the stiffmeister.

"I am just happy we didnt invite stifler, i second that motion" - American Wedding (2003)

by Jason August 20, 2003