JASON's definitions

biatch

one who is feable or pathetic; one who acts out of cowardace (usually male); origin: Snoop Dogg

News anchor Bill O'Reilly

by Jason May 13, 2005

Jetta

Very cool car (especially the old ones, Mk2 and the rare Mk1), damn fast and sleek looking. The new ones are a little girly, but still beat the doors off of 90% of Civics out there.

There goes one fast 92 16v.

by Jason September 8, 2003

shnell

A lying or deceiving person, usually fat

fuckin shnell, lying cunt

by jason August 26, 2003

updowns

when you are drunk and the room is spinning so you cant go to seelp. you ay down, you sit up, yotu lay down, you situp. it sux

i am drujnk, so ihave the updowns

by jason November 11, 2004

Sintacle

Name given to the most beautiful person in the world and sweetest soul I've ever met.

Sintacle has stolen my heart.

by Jason March 20, 2005

holy piss

what comes from drinking holy water... also an interjection.

holy piss!!!
i just took a holy piss after drinking the holy water.

by jason November 29, 2003

halo 2

Halo 2 is the pimp s3qual to halo, Halo 2 offers games such a capture the flag, jaugernaut, oddball, and Team Fucking Slayer. All these games kick some major ass.

Jason Schriber says "Quote on Quote"
to Evan long. "Man we should play some team slayer" Evan replys ahhhhlllll i dont wanna loose my dammnn rank DOOD. Jason calls PUSSAY. And i shoot him with my sward and slach him with my plasma Pistole.

by Jason May 13, 2005