JASON's definitions

harharharharharhar

Someones laugh.

Gob started laughing harharharharharhar.

by Jason April 27, 2003

disasturbation

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

by jason November 20, 2004

Swiggle

Retarded term for "mess up" or "fuck beyond all recognition"

Generally comes up when you and your friends are totally smashed and playing some random not-particularly-boring game of some sort on your respective system of choice.

"Holy shit Kenny, that guy swiggled my figgle!!"

"uhh...what the hell did you just say?"

"Swiggle you."

by Jason December 1, 2003

pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003

Flukel

A flukel is a medley of notes, played in a manner so fast the notes are indistungishable from each other. Usually sounds really cool, and usually can only hear one if impaired in one way or another.

That violin solo was cool, but it was no flukel.

by Jason April 13, 2005

cosh

A baton, often used by Police, that extends out when flicked.

"Fuck, that feds got a cosh, don't mess man."

by Jason May 23, 2003

cockananny

cockananny1-to talk gibberish
cockananny2-to shove cock in nanny's mouth

-Stop talking cockananny!
-take your cockananny out of her mouth!
-we were fighting with our cockananny

by Jason November 13, 2004