JASON's definitions

bumsalo

Generally a stupid person, who does not know much. This person is also extremely lazy.

Man, Shawn is such a bumsalo!

by Jason March 7, 2005

jit

a young muthafucka that don't know shit

man that fool a jit

by jason June 11, 2004

zowie

The sound that is made when Batman hits someone.

Batman hits someone, "ZOWIE"

by jason November 20, 2003

Clemons

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

by Jason July 15, 2008

chessboy

a gay boy who likes to bum animals

danny russet bums animals all day

by jason May 11, 2004

Heartwork

The finest British metal album ever to be produced, back in 1993 by legendary gore-grinders Carcass.

Carcass - Heartwork 1993, Earache Records

by Jason May 13, 2005

ohyerded

A word used to tell your friend you are going to "kill him" for hitting you in the nads, but you are so drunk your words run together. Pronounced "O-YER-DED" this word can be used by anyone at anytime although it is 10 to 15 times funnier when you are piss faced drunk. Normally used when you are dancing around with the JACK bottle in your hand and your "buddy" comes from behind and gives ya the old reach around nut hammer. Normally followed by laughter and extreme pain to both parties that is if you can see him.

"Whoa Yeah!! shake my ass show me what you got (ball shot) Ohyerded!

" Hey i pissed in that barcardi bottle dude!" BLurrrrrp Ohyerded hoooooorffff!!!! <- (puke sounds)

by Jason June 18, 2006