JASON's definitions

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

ROFLWES

Rolling on the Floor Laughing While Ejectulating Simultaneously. Often used for sexual jokes. Pronounced "roffles".

"I think the people above me are having sex. Either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot."
"ROFLWES!"

by Jason October 2, 2005

Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.

by Jason October 5, 2005

jive stick

A marihuana cigarette/cigar.

Often filled with marihuana and pot, sometimes even at the same time.

Dude I just smoked a jive stick so obviously dont fuck with me, Im on weed...oh and I smile cuz Im high

by Jason October 7, 2005

borroging

to blog on another's blog, guestbook, or web-space

Today I went to the store and bought red shoes. I came home and did a Internet keyword search for "red shoes" and "blog." I posted my experience on the first entry returned, borroging on their guestbook.

by jason October 25, 2005

3 is dum

An expression you use for things you don't like. You use it by replacing 'dum' with '3'.

The Correct way to use 3 is dum: Aidan is 3. Therefore Aidan is dum.

by Jason September 25, 2006

donkey dick

In Middle Tennessee, this usually refers to an exceptionally large cigar, either in gauge or length or both. Usually, the use of this word is not, however, an indicator of the quality of the cigar.

I drag donkey dicks like no other.

by jason May 18, 2005