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chonan

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.
This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.
by Jason June 18, 2006
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ohyerded

A word used to tell your friend you are going to "kill him" for hitting you in the nads, but you are so drunk your words run together. Pronounced "O-YER-DED" this word can be used by anyone at anytime although it is 10 to 15 times funnier when you are piss faced drunk. Normally used when you are dancing around with the JACK bottle in your hand and your "buddy" comes from behind and gives ya the old reach around nut hammer. Normally followed by laughter and extreme pain to both parties that is if you can see him.
"Whoa Yeah!! shake my ass show me what you got (ball shot) Ohyerded!

" Hey i pissed in that barcardi bottle dude!" BLurrrrrp Ohyerded hoooooorffff!!!! <- (puke sounds)
by Jason June 18, 2006
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zinktonight

Zinktonight or the abriviated "Zinkton" is a name to describe someone which is ferral.

Also used to describe people that have and uncontrollable desire to have sex and tend to do it whilst being liquored up.
question: hey zinktonight, what did u do last nite?

reply: got drunk and had sex with sum chick in a scabby alley
by Jason June 18, 2006
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Darquex

I gave her the darquex last night
by Jason June 17, 2006
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Rice

Rice is a term used to describe a trend in the modern, American, car culture. An offshoot of the true underground street racing scene of the late 80s, where people want to become a part of the scene, though they were never really involved in it at the beginning. So when some one puts what would be considered Rice on their car it is in an effort to fit into the image of the street racer. The cheapest way to look like this way is with purely sensory modifications, Altezza lights, large muffler tips without any exhaust modifications, wild paint, wild body kits, spoilers, mismatched badges and stickers, large flamboyant rims, excessive stereo, etc.
Anything that would appear to add performance, but inreality does not.Though any care can be “riced” it usually occurs with sport compact cars both domestic, and foreign. The ricer modifies his or her car to please others, rather then himself, they are more concerned that their car looks fast, that if it is fast.
"That car is riced out."
"Look at that ricer."
"I dont like that, mod it is to rice for me."
by Jason June 11, 2006
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tybalt

from romeo and juliet, known for being a great fighter.

found in the halo gaming commuity known to shoot u.
OMFG how did u shoot me with 3 shots
by Jason June 11, 2006
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Staloshinji

You are not wearing any Staloshinji :O
by Jason April 16, 2006
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