JAKE's definitions

schluter

A schluter is someone who lies about carrying large guns or weapons,like an AK or a Bowie knife.It came from a german kid who came to are school who lied about bringin' a big gun to school but he lied.He said that just so he would not be picked on by us.(Schluter is a company who makes war styled model helicopters.

"Hey man do not mess with him he be totin""No man he a straight up schluter"

by Jake March 25, 2005

triple donkey combo

a combination of donkey hits performed in an orderly fashion of donkey kick, donkey jab, and a donkey punch to complete the sequence. this must be performed in this exact order or the combo will not be successful. bonus if listening to "get low" while doing this (donkey anthem).

i took this slut home last night from the bar and she was being kinda bitchy when i was fucking her so i pulled a triple donkey combo to shutup her up.

by jake November 30, 2003

mudbutt

Explosive diarrhea from "Chappelle's Show." First on the skit, "First black man to use white toilet"

"I had gone out to buy a roast beef sandwich from a boy who used to sell them up front. A little bit later, I could feel a bubblin'. Little did I know, that roast beef sandwich would change my life."

by Jake March 24, 2005

goose

1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.

I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.

I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.

Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.

by Jake February 3, 2004

navalstench

the odor that develops from ones belly button when not cleaned properly.

by Jake November 8, 2003

tattoo flash

Pictures of predesigned tattoos. Usually a sheet will be about 11x14 and have around 4-7 tats on it all conforming to a generic theme (knives, roses, hearts, etc...). Usually made to be put into notebooks and whatnot for people to pick from.

RandomGuy: I wanna get inked.

TattGuy: What d'ya want?

RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.

TattGuy: aight.

by Jake September 4, 2005

drop bows

To strike one with your elbows.

Derived from elbows.

We drop bows on hos!

by Jake March 28, 2005