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A newer word used mostly on the internet to define someones religion. However, because some christians do not believe in religion, they view their personal relationship with Jesus Christ as spiritual.
Religion reminds me of a practice. I'd rather be more spiritual than a robot following the commands of Catholicism.
by Jake May 5, 2005
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"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."
by Jake March 26, 2004
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Anyone over the age of 11 who refers to sex as "doing it" should be throttled.
Anyone over the age of 11 who refers to sex as "doing it" should be throttled.
by Jake February 9, 2005
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by Jake March 5, 2004
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by Jake January 6, 2005
Get the lucktans mug.This is a african american name (also known as a NIGGER!!) that is given to a young black girl with the smallest ass in her negro tribe. She grows up to be hated by the tribes people and is kicked out into the african jungle where she spots little pikman playing gay ass gamecube because they have nothing better to do. Then the negro lady will go to them and beat the game with hax so the pikman get mad at viciously gangbang her with there little pikman sticks. Then she goes to america where she works for Bowl America and sucks on the bowling balls in her spare time.
Monikola smoked too much dope behind the bowling ally and is now in the hospital with pikman chasing her black ass.
by Jake April 15, 2005
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