cranberries

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts
she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"
by Jake March 17, 2004
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sperm injection

(noun) the process of placing cum into the vagina
She drops by every Saturday morning about 2 a.m. for a sperm injection from my whang
by Jake March 25, 2004
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tapped

(1) to gain access to something

(2) to have sexual relations with a female

(3) an untapped resource is a female who hasnt been with a man yet (a.k.a. a virgin) or a quiet girl with a lot of potential that not many people rate or notice
(1) We tapped the second keg of beer just before 9 pm.

(2) I tapped her on our second date.

(3) That new girl in my tutorial is an untapped resource, everyone thinks she's a nerd.....but I just know it can be tapped!
by Jake February 18, 2004
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homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap
by jake January 19, 2005
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My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick
by jake April 06, 2003
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fuck toy

A female used only for sexual ends. Demeaning.
She's a fuck toy, she'll let me do anything I want to her, at anytime.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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Eifel 65

Eifel 65 is shit
lyrically, musicaly and religously
by jake November 21, 2004
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