Definitions by J.E. Walker

Curmudgeon 

A self-opinionated nut case.

Jurras, nicknamed The Grand Curmudgeon believes that poor manners are a virtue. He is also known as the "Cloaca Maxima"

Curmudgeon by J.E. Walker October 7, 2003

dog woman 

A mentally defective woman who lives with lives with a large number of dogs.

"Old Lady Hightower's got her new rent house knee-deep in dogshit. She knows if she lets 'em outside to crap, they'll hit the road and never look back."

dog woman by J.E. Walker October 7, 2003

butt flu

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome-{AIDS}.

"United Nations Peace Keeping Troops have spread the butt flu all over Croatia."

butt flu by J.E. Walker April 27, 2003

clymidia 

The most common of the venerial infections- symptomatic in females but little noticed in the male.

"De Doctuh say I had Clymidia an dat such a pretty name, I's namin' dis baby 'Clymidia'"

clymidia by J.E. Walker April 27, 2003

A.N.F

Acute Negro(sic) Fit: An apparent gran mall seizure characterized by a general flailing of arms and legs, aphasia and spasticity.

" Could have been epilepsy but the smelling salts snapped her right out of it. Another A.N.F. diagnosed and cured."

A.N.F by J.E. Walker April 27, 2003

dfo 

Done Fell Out. (emergency medical slang)

" Uncle Ben went all staggery and dfo'ed right over there."

dfo by J.E. Walker April 26, 2003

communitarian 

A late 20th Century Political movement that combines the major features of Marxist Communism and Facism.

" Ah! Another Communitarian Position Paper from Comrad Etzioni!"

communitarian by J.E. Walker April 25, 2003