Leg room

The volume of fat in your thighs and lower leg flab
Do you see that lady little Timmy?

DAMN!! LOOK AT THAT LEG ROOM!!
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Fire Porn

Fire Porn is when a man roasts his penis in a fire like a marshmallow and his girl or boyfriend sucks or eats his penis
Did you have fire porn last week?

Yeah that’s why my crotch looks like a girl
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Add an inch to that order

Asking to grow your penis longer
I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke

Anything else sir?

Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?
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Exclamation Blood

When a girl has a period and her vagina combusts
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Gabriele

A methie boi that looks like a horse
Hey wanna kill Gabriele tonite?
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Diamonds

What every 12 year old gamer
Wants. There’s usually no other way of obtaining them
Mom I need diamonds!

No son you’ll just blow it
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Yo moms a ghost

your mom is dead, pale, ugly, fat, and unamusing.
Yo moms a ghost, Brad!
Brad: Fuck!!! I hate you!!
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