Definitions by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor

The four stages of male sex organs 

From smallest to largest

Phallus

Penis

Dick

Cock

I’ve been through those stages before!!

You mean the four stages of male sex organs?

The four stages of male sex organs by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Microscope 

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

Microscope by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Suck my ass 

Seriously how do you put both ass cheeks in someone’s mouth? Unless you’re Julie...

Suck my ass no homo

Suck my ass by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Motherfucking story time 

Taylor Kornoelys tik tok account

MOTHERFUCKING STORY TIME HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLH SO ONE TIME MY MOM MADE ME TOUCH HER BOOBS!!

Motherfucking story time by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Cheap shit 

When you live in a box but can’t protect your money because you’re “on a budget”.

Ugh... cheap shit Stephen...

Cheap shit by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Hooters

A restaurant that hires thicc women

I love hooters so I got up and fucked the woman at the register for 80% off my meal

Hooters by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Yo moms a ghost

your mom is dead, pale, ugly, fat, and unamusing.

Yo moms a ghost, Brad!
Brad: Fuck!!! I hate you!!

Yo moms a ghost by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019