Fire Porn

Fire Porn is when a man roasts his penis in a fire like a marshmallow and his girl or boyfriend sucks or eats his penis
Did you have fire porn last week?

Yeah that’s why my crotch looks like a girl
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Add an inch to that order

Asking to grow your penis longer
I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke

Anything else sir?

Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?
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Exclamation Blood

When a girl has a period and her vagina combusts
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Gabriele

A methie boi that looks like a horse
Hey wanna kill Gabriele tonite?
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Suck my ass

Seriously how do you put both ass cheeks in someone’s mouth? Unless you’re Julie...
Suck my ass no homo
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Piss off

An interjection that means the Australian equivalent of Fuck off
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