Ping pong

Do you wanna play ping pong?

No bitch that’s not what it’s called
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Motherfucking story time

MOTHERFUCKING STORY TIME HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLH SO ONE TIME MY MOM MADE ME TOUCH HER BOOBS!!
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The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason
I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!
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Loke

The word that means between like and love
I LOKE Brian!

U homosexual
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Pewdiepie

Someone who does not have a gun, needs to die, and does not eat pie. Seriously, fuck this guy.
Pewdiepie is T-series
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