Definitions by Immodest

Independent Suspension 

Independent Suspension, slang

1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all

2) Great knockers, often breast implants

OMMFG! Did you see the independent suspension on that honey!?

Independent Suspension by Immodest August 5, 2012

hair cave 

hair cave, noun

1. a hairstyle favored by women who are overweight or think they are. The typical hair cave frames the face while covering the sides of it so the roundness or fattiness of the face is concealed, giving the appearance of someone looking out of a cave made of hair.

The hair cave on Amanda's facebook picture didn't fool anyone.

hair cave by Immodest August 4, 2012

Hamster Suit 

Hamster Suit, noun

1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.

April's hamster suit didn't hide her big boobs, but it did make her look thirty pounds heavier.

Hamster Suit by Immodest August 4, 2012

fuck fuck games 

noun. Constantly harassing or badgering someone for no good apparent reason.

Jim's ex-wife loved to play fuck fuck games. Her mission in life was to keep everyone off balance and second guessing themselves.

fuck fuck games by Immodest December 4, 2011

Blondehiemers 

Blondehiemers,

noun,

1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.

Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.

Blondehiemers by Immodest December 20, 2009

digitally remastered 

Digitally Remastered, verb, past tense; having brought a woman to orgasm with only your fingers.

Mona laid in a puddle of glisten after having been digitally remastered by Rock.

digitally remastered by Immodest April 30, 2006

Ronald McDonald 

A woman's revenge for a Dirty Sanchez, formerly referred to as Red Wings.

To pay Rock back for the Dirty Sanchez, Mona left him with a Ronald McDonald after her went down on her and her "little friend".

Ronald McDonald by Immodest April 30, 2006