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mirth defect

mirth defect,
1. n. Having an active sense of humor and eclectic world outlook where jokes and funny comments go over most people's heads
Rock antagonizes people wherever he goes. He thinks he has a mirth defect.
by Immodest April 19, 2025
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hair cave

hair cave, noun

1. a hairstyle favored by women who are overweight or think they are. The typical hair cave frames the face while covering the sides of it so the roundness or fattiness of the face is concealed, giving the appearance of someone looking out of a cave made of hair.
The hair cave on Amanda's facebook picture didn't fool anyone.
by Immodest August 4, 2012
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whenish

A request for an approximate time frame.
by Immodest October 14, 2017
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Independent Suspension

Independent Suspension, slang

1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all

2) Great knockers, often breast implants
OMMFG! Did you see the independent suspension on that honey!?
by Immodest August 5, 2012
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Blondehiemers

Blondehiemers,

noun,

1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.
Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.
by Immodest December 20, 2009
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Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome

Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.
Rock's Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome often led him to uke hunts in Hawaii.
by Immodest May 17, 2022
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digitally remastered

Digitally Remastered, verb, past tense; having brought a woman to orgasm with only your fingers.
Mona laid in a puddle of glisten after having been digitally remastered by Rock.
by Immodest April 30, 2006
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