Immodest's definitions

Hamster Suit

Hamster Suit, noun

1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.

April's hamster suit didn't hide her big boobs, but it did make her look thirty pounds heavier.

by Immodest August 4, 2012

eddress

noun, internet slang for an e-mail address.

Rock frustrated his friends by having too many eddresses.

by Immodest January 3, 2006

Kowulz

N.

Copyrighted phonetic spelling of the surname Cowles, used exclusively by graphic designer Rock Cowles. www.Kowulz.com

Kowulz is great for Search Engine Optimization (SEO).

by Immodest February 9, 2023

Blondehiemers

Blondehiemers,

noun,

1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.

Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.

by Immodest December 20, 2009

Independent Suspension

Independent Suspension, slang

1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all

2) Great knockers, often breast implants

OMMFG! Did you see the independent suspension on that honey!?

by Immodest August 5, 2012

Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome

Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.

Rock's Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome often led him to uke hunts in Hawaii.

by Immodest May 17, 2022

digitally remastered

Digitally Remastered, verb, past tense; having brought a woman to orgasm with only your fingers.

Mona laid in a puddle of glisten after having been digitally remastered by Rock.

by Immodest April 30, 2006