Main-sequence Empire

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
by Ian December 09, 2004
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Trazen dude See Trazen or dude
Trazen, or some other reference to this awesome guy
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Extremely shit faced, so shit faced that you can't even say shit faced.
I'mmmm rreaa...lly fit...shhhhhhaced.
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Nut Case

1. A mans scrotum, ball bag, yam bag.
2. Someone who has different views to your own.
1. I snagged my nut case on the barbed wire fence.
2. What would you know your a nut case.
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Someone who appears not to have a head at all. Misses all jokes and is beyond blond.
Cedric, you STEM!
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chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.
Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.
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