You kicked the ball! Yay! Have a trophy!
You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!
"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."
You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!
"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."
by IQuarent April 12, 2014
by IQuarent July 29, 2017
Verb
A colloquial term for fellatio, otherwise known as a blowjob, or sucking penis. The name is taken from the idea of likening a male genitalia to a cigar and "smoking it", or placing one's mouth on the head of the penis, but is otherwise exchangeable with blowjob in meaning. Smoke Some Bone typically has heavy gay connotation.
A colloquial term for fellatio, otherwise known as a blowjob, or sucking penis. The name is taken from the idea of likening a male genitalia to a cigar and "smoking it", or placing one's mouth on the head of the penis, but is otherwise exchangeable with blowjob in meaning. Smoke Some Bone typically has heavy gay connotation.
Looks like Carl should let out some Steam; time for him to Smoke Some Bone.
Dude, you really have no idea how far Jimmy is in the closet, do you? That "straight" man Smokes Bones daily!
Dude, you really have no idea how far Jimmy is in the closet, do you? That "straight" man Smokes Bones daily!
by IQuarent November 29, 2016
Noun
A painful stiffening of the muscles of the hand, characteristically caused by excessive amounts of masturbation.
Wanker's Cramp is likely the most pathetic accidental self-inflicted injury of all time, being just slightly above paper cuts from toilet paper, balsa wood splinters, and pressing the button on Bop It too vigorously.
A painful stiffening of the muscles of the hand, characteristically caused by excessive amounts of masturbation.
Wanker's Cramp is likely the most pathetic accidental self-inflicted injury of all time, being just slightly above paper cuts from toilet paper, balsa wood splinters, and pressing the button on Bop It too vigorously.
Jim hasn't left the house for almost 5 days. It's only a manner of time before he gets Wanker's Cramp.
by IQuarent July 22, 2014
Noun
1. A specific form of language and word formation used almost exclusively in texting and internet discussions. Text speech is comprised of everyday American English that has been heavily fragmented and shortened. Typical text speech has a number techniques in it's use, including:
-inserting numbers of equivalent pronunciation, e.g. 2 = to,
-abbreviations, e.g. appt = appointment,
-famous acronyms such as LOL, FTW, WTF, IMHO, etc.
Making words from symbols, like the following, is not considered text speech.
1|= y()u (4|\| r3@d 7#5, y0|_| /\r3 @ IVI0/\/$+3|2 &33|<
While the general purpose of text speech is to make conversations as short and easy as possible, in some rare cases it can develop such a specific dialect that it's impossible for those who encouter it for the first time to decipher it without help.
2. 'Text speech' could also be used to mean that fucking annoying habit some people have when they phonetically pronounce text acronyms during a normal phone conversation.
1. A specific form of language and word formation used almost exclusively in texting and internet discussions. Text speech is comprised of everyday American English that has been heavily fragmented and shortened. Typical text speech has a number techniques in it's use, including:
-inserting numbers of equivalent pronunciation, e.g. 2 = to,
-abbreviations, e.g. appt = appointment,
-famous acronyms such as LOL, FTW, WTF, IMHO, etc.
Making words from symbols, like the following, is not considered text speech.
1|= y()u (4|\| r3@d 7#5, y0|_| /\r3 @ IVI0/\/$+3|2 &33|<
While the general purpose of text speech is to make conversations as short and easy as possible, in some rare cases it can develop such a specific dialect that it's impossible for those who encouter it for the first time to decipher it without help.
2. 'Text speech' could also be used to mean that fucking annoying habit some people have when they phonetically pronounce text acronyms during a normal phone conversation.
Jesse: Oh sorry, berb.
Marcus: What??
20 minutes later
Jesse: You still there?
Marcus: What the hell was that about?
Jesse: I said I would be right back. berb.
Marcus: You mean B R B? God, would you please just drop the text speech? It's really confusing.
Marcus: What??
20 minutes later
Jesse: You still there?
Marcus: What the hell was that about?
Jesse: I said I would be right back. berb.
Marcus: You mean B R B? God, would you please just drop the text speech? It's really confusing.
by IQuarent October 24, 2016
Noun
A place where impotent rage about a democratically elected president is deposited via snarky self-indulgent slang, typically invented by complete idiots.
A place where impotent rage about a democratically elected president is deposited via snarky self-indulgent slang, typically invented by complete idiots.
by IQuarent August 10, 2017
Noun
1. Someone who attempts to be a smartass but is too dumb to actually succeed.
2. Someone who holds a stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinion with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.
1. Someone who attempts to be a smartass but is too dumb to actually succeed.
2. Someone who holds a stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinion with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.
Guy 1: I think it might be time to have that compound fracture looked at by a doctor dude.
Guy 2: Nah the problem would get compounded Lol
Guy 1: WTF? You are such a dumbass.
Guy 3: Hostel is the best movie that was ever made ever!
Guy 4: Oh my god what a dumbass...
Guy 2: Nah the problem would get compounded Lol
Guy 1: WTF? You are such a dumbass.
Guy 3: Hostel is the best movie that was ever made ever!
Guy 4: Oh my god what a dumbass...
by IQuarent April 14, 2015