IAN's definitions
Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)
by Ian December 7, 2003

by IAN December 20, 2003

An interrogative expression used to request a clarification or repetition of something previously said. Used in place of "what?"
by Ian May 2, 2004

by Ian May 13, 2005

When having sex in the doggy position, withdraw and allow spit to fall across the partners' back. Thinking you have came across their back, they will turn, when you can really release. Ideally, aim for the face.
by Ian January 30, 2005

by Ian March 7, 2005
