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Uzbekistan

Country people have to look up when they here the name...

...independant since 1991 when the USSR broke up. Key towns include Tashkent (the capital), the fabled Samarkand (Samarqand) and Bukhara (Buxoro). Genghis Khan invaded the area and later it gave rise to it's own bloody thirsty conquerer and national hero Tarmerlane (Timur Lange).

Some tourists do go there, normally heading for Samarkand (Registan Square or 'Reggies Place', Bib Qanum Mosque, Ulug Beg's observatory), Bukhara (the 'Ark' fortress) and Khiva (or Xiva - one of the most complete medieval moslem towns in the world).

Mainly Sunni Moslem since the Arabs invaded before Genghis Khan and kicked out the Buddhists, Zoroastrians and Nestorian Christians. Some Russian Orthodox Christians still around. Generally peaceful these days apart from a few hardliner Commies and Islamists committing the odd misdeed. Maily Uzbeks, with a few Tajiks, Russians and a tiny number of Koreans (don't ask how they got there - last local reminant of Buddhism).

By the way, 'X' in Uzbek is 'Kh' and 'K' keeps getting replaced by 'Q' in their alphabet.
Uzbekistan - Uzbeki-where???
by Ian November 25, 2004
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ejos

Short for eat-jack off-sleep
I:What are you doin' tonight? EJOS?
J: EJOJOJOEJOJOS
by Ian April 2, 2005
mugGet the ejosmug.

Frunk

A trunk on the front end of a mid- or rear-engined car.
I like Beetles and MR2s, because frunks are cool!
by Ian August 23, 2005
mugGet the Frunkmug.

Coultergeist

An evil entity that wants to destroy America and hates us for our freedom.
The Coultergeist wants to destroy Democracy and turn America in to a Corporate Theocracy.
by Ian December 7, 2004
mugGet the Coultergeistmug.

Shoestring special

A tiny g sring
Did you see the shoestring special on that bird?
by Ian July 18, 2003
mugGet the Shoestring specialmug.

cumstain

A word used to describe a person who puts people down for no reason what so ever.
Guy1: Dude what a cumstain!
by ian May 13, 2005
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happy trail

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
his happy trail was hairy
by Ian March 5, 2005
mugGet the happy trailmug.

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