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Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel
also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
by Ian March 5, 2005

A variety of bees (Apis mellifera maximus) that produce milk, but have been bred to be more aggressive than regular boobies.
Those are some killer boobies-- you'd better be careful or you're going to get hurt if you try to handle them.
by Ian December 7, 2004

a truely vile surprise. heres how it works. first, take a glass jar (must be glass). make sure its got big enough of an opening to accept a leg or breast of chicken. next, get uncooked chicken parts and milk. it helps if the milk has alredy gone bad. combine milk and chicken in the glass jar until you cant fit anymore and its about to overflow. next, tightly secure the top onto the glass jar. now, discretely place the bomb in the heating ducts of a home or apartment. this is most effective after getting evicted or you catch your gurlfriend cheating on you. the next step is to simply wait. it may take time, so be patient. what happens is after repeated exposure to heat and pressure, the glass will eventually break or the top will pop off. if you can only find a rather thick jar you may want to poke a small hole into the top to ensure the smell gets released. after this happens, the most vile stench is released throughout the home, creating a constant unbareable smell that only gets worse every time the heat goes on. milk chicken bombs, when made and dispensed properly, have been known to make a home unliveable.
by Ian June 17, 2006

by Ian June 17, 2006

tl;dr : Approx. 14 Years
DNF is a unit of time applied to the development of a computer game sequel, or the next title in a series.
The abbreviation expands to: Duke Nukem Forever
This is a unit of time somewhere between "taking forever", "never going to happen," and officially "when it's done". The actual value of DNF is approximately 14 years. The origin is from the severely protracted development of the game of the same name.
DNF is a unit of time applied to the development of a computer game sequel, or the next title in a series.
The abbreviation expands to: Duke Nukem Forever
This is a unit of time somewhere between "taking forever", "never going to happen," and officially "when it's done". The actual value of DNF is approximately 14 years. The origin is from the severely protracted development of the game of the same name.
guy: "So looks like GTA 6 is about 0.6DNF right now"
other guy: "Yeah, those leaks seem like a good sign though"
guy: "Yeah, but its taking forever"
other guy: "lol"
other guy: "Yeah, those leaks seem like a good sign though"
guy: "Yeah, but its taking forever"
other guy: "lol"
by ian September 21, 2022

by ian May 21, 2004

by ian December 31, 2004
