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Malb

1. An "inward" explosioin, i. e. an implosion.

2. opposite of blam.
MALB!! went the submarine.
by Ian June 25, 2003
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faggalo

A die-hard ICP fan who only listens to ICP and never stops talking about them.
Mike "I'm totally a juggalo"
You "Fuck off Mike.... you faggalo"
by Ian January 27, 2005
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mission

A method of describing a journey or task or great difficulty, boredom, or length.
"We had to pick up, mission it all across town, and drop off in Lizzie's."

"I'm on a damn mission with the wind blowing." (ie: Rolling in the wind.)
by Ian February 20, 2004
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phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.
"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."
by Ian February 2, 2004
mugGet the phantom hatmug.

Penzomeester

The white substance that oozes from the bellybutton of a pregnant corpse as you mount and thrust it.
"I was pounding away and penzomeester was just oozing everywhere."
by Ian December 15, 2003
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toolpusher

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.
That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.
by Ian May 4, 2004
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Rectal Rimmer

A sexual position. When a man and/or women pulls out their rectums in order for sexual pleasure. Men can often pull out their prostates and get some mad orgasms.
Yea Yea Bitch! Touch my fuckin prostate!
by ian May 13, 2005
mugGet the Rectal Rimmermug.

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