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Bushslap

When someone realizes that voting Republican has caused them terrible harm.
Workers Lear Seigler Services Incorporated in North Carolina, a company that repairs huge gas-guzzling Hummers, were just Bushslapped with a massive layoff on the day they were supposed to get Christmas bonuses.

He was a proud Republican, until he was Bushslapped back into the army fifteen years after he'd retired from service.

After her husband was killed in Iraq, she felt Bushslapped when she saw the pResident making a joke about looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction under his office desk.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.
"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"
by ian April 4, 2005
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skivx

the answer to any question asked. it is adaptable to any situation. sometimes used after "skiv"
Boy 1: What's up?
Boy 2: Skivx.
Boy 1: Oh. Did you see the new Naruto episodes?
Boy 2: Skiv?
Boy 1: Huh?
Boy 2: Skivx!
by Ian July 20, 2003
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jock

an inhabitant of scotland (UK only)
That bloody kilt-wearing jock...
by Ian April 21, 2005
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splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>
Man do I need a nice cold splunge.
by Ian September 25, 2003
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kreddy

Someone who smokes weed everyday, drinks rum all the time and thinks they're a pirate.
" yo, that kid's baked to shit."
"fucking kreddy."
by Ian April 6, 2005
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fret

I can't believe he did that, i'm so fret!
by Ian April 4, 2003
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