IAN's definitions

Beeftits

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)

Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"

by Ian December 7, 2003

naster

one cent whore

im gonna go out tonight and pick up a naster

by ian August 10, 2003

Boozer

One drunk fuckin ass hole

you boozer

by Ian September 4, 2003

white wee wee

Sticky man piss
jizm
cum
spunk

Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
John loves the cock.
wa w'wa wa White wee wee

by Ian September 7, 2003

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

crochdot

A particulary hairy spot near ur hmm.. <cough><cough>

ahhhhh man dont show me ur crochdot

by Ian October 1, 2003

Fiesta

When a woman vomits, and, holding the vomit in her mouth, performs oral sex on a man.

"As Sally fiestaed me, I held back my own puke from the smell of hers

by Ian October 8, 2003