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A term used to describe a fat meat eating video gamer. Living off his mommy and daddy that cater to the needs of his pathetic life. Having the body of a sumo wrestler and hands of a ape.
Adam is a skivinz...All you do is play video games skivinz.
Related Words
skivx • skiv • skive • skivvies • skiver • skivies • skiving • skiva • Skive Diving • Skivose

Dirty Skivinz

The term used to describe a Canadian hairy backed bald headed pc gamer. Also used to describe a saggy tittied male that proclaimes to be a bodybuilder.
Adam is such a Dirty Skivinz . All he even does is complain about having no money. But eates meat 3 times afay at Cliffatds.

get your skivvies in a bunch 

to become upset, usually out of proportion to the situation.
You: "C'mon, hurry up, I like to arrive at the movies at least 30 minutes early so I can Scotchgard my seat!"
Your friend: "Dude, don't get your skivvies in a bunch!"

You post a detailed analysis of a Star Trek episode, and someone leaves a disagreeing comment, causing you to write a 10,000-word essay defending your expertise. Someone then comments "Don't get your skivvies in a bunch."

skiveritis 

A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.

From the verb to skive
Manager: Where's Jon today?
Employee: He's at home, he has skiveritis.
skiveritis by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004

Skivalitis 

An illness suffered by school children. Ususally occurs during a release of a new video game or when it snows.
"The new GTA game came out yesterday."
"Convenient that Sam's not into day then isn't it?"
"Yeah, I think he has a bad case of skivalitis"
Skivalitis by 3iMea7 August 12, 2014

Skive Diving 

The action of tripping or otherwise stumbling while running in an attempt to skive off work or avoid someone who will confront you about said skiving, ending up on the floor.
Yeah, he tripped right over the rug and faceplanted running. That's dedication to skive diving.
Skive Diving by sweetietweet March 12, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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