Skiv

A derogatory term similar to the terms "dirt bag" "asshole" and "punk". Occassionally affiliated to individuals who qualify as the common "trailer trash - wigger" combination.

Look at that skiv

Skiv by Jive_Pua May 7, 2011

Skiv

A skiv. A term mostly used in England when used to talk about chavs. A skiv will usually wear fake clothing and claim it's real. Sometimes they do wear real clothIng but as you'd expect they only have one pair of it as they save up all their benefit money for it. They try to act hard and get up all in your face. You'd typically see them exiting their house with their wife and all 9 kids for extra benefit money. You can only be a skiv if you live off benefits though.

John: Haha hey Mike, look at how fake that adidas is.
Mike: Oh my god yeah what a council house skiv.

Skiv by An idiot who likes Skyrim June 17, 2017

Skiv

Among the music community and rural/suburban mid-west musicians I grew up with, Skiv was used as slang for money.

I hate working two jobs but I need the skiv.

Skiv by Dr. Lightnin' December 30, 2018

skiv

Skiv is a word almost impossible to define but here is my best attempt. The person or persons sitting in a certain part of a room attempting to be "Ghetto" "gangsta" usually have poor hygiene. On the male side being not shaven and have few distinct hairs as a mustache as well have a cap tilt sideways, bums people for smokes as well wears a muscle shirt where one is not needed. As well raggy old baggy pants are a must.

For females its mainly women who think they are all that hang out with said guys, also bum for smokes have those tight white pants with stains all over them as well get all up in your "grill" if you approach them with any perplexing looks on your face.

See that guy over there in the corner bummin' people for smokes, he is a skiv.

skiv by stevieB May 2, 2006

skiv

1. A make-shift knife or cutting-edge fashioned from materials available to prisoners.

"That MotherF'er had palmed a SKIV."

skiv by mainframe October 31, 2003

Skiv

En sammensætning er ordene; stiv og skæv.
Så hvis du ikke kan finde ud af, hvad du er mest påvirket af, så bare sig du er total skiv

Fuck drenge, jeg er total skiv lige nu...

Skiv by Røde September 1, 2014

skiv

Noun: fecal spray;the brown stain left on the back of the toilet bowl or inside your underwear.

Dude ,did you see that skiv mark on the wall on the bathroom. Or, I always buy dark colored undies to hide the inevitable skiv. Long live the skiv !

skiv by badtimmy7 February 18, 2009