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ROCK REVIVAL

A genre that revives a dead category of music like punk rock but only the result is much more different then the genre. Usually, when someone does a rock revival song or they are a band, they are much more hardcore than the normal music type or it combines another genre, dead or alive.
Sex Pistols+Depeche Mode=Rock Revival
Joy Division+Metallica=Rock Revial ... and so on
There are only two ROCK REVIVAL bands that are highly respected. Sometimes, the musicians would experiment too much and the result could be so crappy.
by Ian February 7, 2005
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evil genius

Trazen dude See Trazen or dude
Trazen, or some other reference to this awesome guy
by Ian March 8, 2005
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fit shaced

Extremely shit faced, so shit faced that you can't even say shit faced.
I'mmmm rreaa...lly fit...shhhhhhaced.
by Ian March 5, 2003
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Main-sequence Empire

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
by Ian December 9, 2004
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royle

by Ian January 9, 2004
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queerbaites

a straight guy who gay guys like. same as gagnet
dude he's such a fucking queerbaites.
by IAN April 13, 2004
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sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.
Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.
by ian January 21, 2004
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