IAN's definitions

VaporScare

A threat or conspiracy that either turns out to be bogus, or simply fails to materialize.

The administration's claim that terrorists would attack us using bomb-laden sparrows turned out to be just another VaporScare.

by Ian January 2, 2005

bone-stick

SLANG for penis.

Alternate for pecker, cock, john thomas, one eyed wonder weasel, etc. . .

Stop looking at my bone-stick, queer-bait!

by Ian December 13, 2003

ctm

ctm, acronym of the phrase, "Chuckling To Myself".

Origins circa 1998.

Use arouse from instant messaging through Yahoo! messenger.
Where when realised rarely anyone actually 'Laughs Out Loud' (lol), the more truthful & correctly expressive of ones behaviour 'Chuckling to Myself' was applied to messages instead.

Sean: Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other & says "Dam!"

Pete: ctm

by Ian January 1, 2006