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A derogatory term similar to the terms "dirt bag" "asshole" and "punk". Occassionally affiliated to individuals who qualify as the common "trailer trash - wigger" combination.
by Jive_Pua April 17, 2011
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Skiv is a word almost impossible to define but here is my best attempt. The person or persons sitting in a certain part of a room attempting to be "Ghetto" "gangsta" usually have poor hygiene. On the male side being not shaven and have few distinct hairs as a mustache as well have a cap tilt sideways, bums people for smokes as well wears a muscle shirt where one is not needed. As well raggy old baggy pants are a must.

For females its mainly women who think they are all that hang out with said guys, also bum for smokes have those tight white pants with stains all over them as well get all up in your "grill" if you approach them with any perplexing looks on your face.
See that guy over there in the corner bummin' people for smokes, he is a skiv.
by stevieB April 20, 2006
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1. A make-shift knife or cutting-edge fashioned from materials available to prisoners.
"That MotherF'er had palmed a SKIV."
by mainframe October 31, 2003
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What someone says when they get up out of their seat and want to save it for when they get back and so that no one steals it. Commonly mistaken for "skibs", and is synonmous to "fives".
Guy 1: "Hey guys I'll be right back, skivs."
Guy 2: "I'm gonna steal his seat."
Guy 3: "You can't he called skivs."
by latinscholarsteeze February 15, 2012
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En sammensætning er ordene; stiv og skæv.
Så hvis du ikke kan finde ud af, hvad du er mest påvirket af, så bare sig du er total skiv
Fuck drenge, jeg er total skiv lige nu...
by Røde September 01, 2014
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Noun: fecal spray;the brown stain left on the back of the toilet bowl or inside your underwear.
Dude ,did you see that skiv mark on the wall on the bathroom. Or, I always buy dark colored undies to hide the inevitable skiv. Long live the skiv !
by badtimmy7 February 18, 2009
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Skiv (noun) to borrow something, especially money, from someone with intent to pay them back but not until the very, very distant future.
“Hey, can I skiv a couple bucks off of you?”
“Man, I’m so glad she let me skiv some Monster cuz I am so freaking tired”
by JemoDemo July 27, 2018
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