Definitions by I Saw U2 Live Twice
upchuck
1. when I was in college I was reading the university newspaper while eating my lunch on the 3rd floor study lounge. Nearby I heard activity going on the same floor. After I finished lunch I went over there and the Student Muslim Organization was holding a vigil/teach-in about what was happening in Bosnia at the time. The details in the videotape, the atrocity accounts told, and the pictures were a bit much. I felt icky inside and ready to upchuck.
2. All the sorry-ass boy bands and pop tart "divas" make me wanna upchuck when their shit is played and broadcast like some sort of Orwellian Newspeak.
3. When the cops busted into the hotel to see if Marie Provost was OK they saw her deceased body and noticed that her hungry little dauschound had partially eaten her hand. This and other things there made the cops upchuck. This story is detailed in a Nick Lowe song. Check it out.
4. I really liked the Stallone flick "First Blood", it was pretty good. The follow-up sequels however are so sick and incredibly stupid they may make you upchuck because of their outright suckability.
2. All the sorry-ass boy bands and pop tart "divas" make me wanna upchuck when their shit is played and broadcast like some sort of Orwellian Newspeak.
3. When the cops busted into the hotel to see if Marie Provost was OK they saw her deceased body and noticed that her hungry little dauschound had partially eaten her hand. This and other things there made the cops upchuck. This story is detailed in a Nick Lowe song. Check it out.
4. I really liked the Stallone flick "First Blood", it was pretty good. The follow-up sequels however are so sick and incredibly stupid they may make you upchuck because of their outright suckability.
upchuck by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 30, 2009
crap
1. waste material that can't be disgested or consumed by a person or an animal. Gooshy texture, horrible smell, good for nothing except to fertilize plants - maybe.
2. anything that can't be used for much of anything. Trash. Something substandard, especially when you need something better.
3. lies. A favorite tool for politicians and used car dealers and others who think you're an idiot.
2. anything that can't be used for much of anything. Trash. Something substandard, especially when you need something better.
3. lies. A favorite tool for politicians and used car dealers and others who think you're an idiot.
1. a long time ago I was watching the Tonight Show and Jay Leno was joking about the recent American Music Awards show and the new categories that were added that night, who got nominated, who won and so on. He made up a new category: he said that if you combine country music and rap music what do you get?
Country + Rap makes CRAP.
2. Country was once vital, now it's cliched and formulaic. Since Barf Brooks hit it big it's become dumbed down crap for the yuppies.
3. Rap was once fun and creative as well. The first 3 albums by RUN-D.M.C., and stuff from the Fat Boys, L.L. Cool J and Tone Loc were good but now rap is mostly ultra-violent, pornographic, mysogynistic and stupid crap.
4. So look at what Jay Leno said. Combine today's country and today's rap and what do you get?
Country + Rap makes CRAP.
2. Country was once vital, now it's cliched and formulaic. Since Barf Brooks hit it big it's become dumbed down crap for the yuppies.
3. Rap was once fun and creative as well. The first 3 albums by RUN-D.M.C., and stuff from the Fat Boys, L.L. Cool J and Tone Loc were good but now rap is mostly ultra-violent, pornographic, mysogynistic and stupid crap.
4. So look at what Jay Leno said. Combine today's country and today's rap and what do you get?
crap by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 30, 2009
BAD
1. the opposite of GOOD. See some of the synonym tags below.
2. tough, cool, macho, poised, refined, alright, reserved, studly, get the idea? You don't have to be a man to be bad - some women fit into this category too. Also, "bad" isn't exclusively for straight people either. There are many gay men (and women) who are "bad" too. "Badness" is a description of a personality and character, not a shallow imitation.
3. Michael Jackson's famous album from 1987. It entered the album charts at Number One ( a rare feat at the time) and scored several big hits like the previous 1982 classic album "Thriller". However this time a new chart record was also achieved: BAD scored FIVE Number One hits - "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" (with Siedah Garrett), the title track (... I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it...really really bad..."), "The Way You Make Me Feel" (... ain't nobody's business...), "Man In The Mirror" (...make that change!), and "Dirty Diana" (come ON!). Check it out.
4. B.A.D. or
Bald
American
Dudes
is a neighborhood club set up by Al Bundy on the TV show "Married With Children".
5. BAD is also
Big
Audio
Dynamite,
a clubby techno dance rock band formed by Clash guitarist Mick Jones around 1984. They made innovative albums and in 1990 a new lineup resulted in BAD II. They're best known for their 1991 hit "Rush", about this time their music became oversampled big time. A few years later the band became just "Big Audio". They split up about a year afterward. The first BAD incarnation made the best stuff like "The Bottom Line" and "C'mon Every Beatbox".
2. tough, cool, macho, poised, refined, alright, reserved, studly, get the idea? You don't have to be a man to be bad - some women fit into this category too. Also, "bad" isn't exclusively for straight people either. There are many gay men (and women) who are "bad" too. "Badness" is a description of a personality and character, not a shallow imitation.
3. Michael Jackson's famous album from 1987. It entered the album charts at Number One ( a rare feat at the time) and scored several big hits like the previous 1982 classic album "Thriller". However this time a new chart record was also achieved: BAD scored FIVE Number One hits - "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" (with Siedah Garrett), the title track (... I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it...really really bad..."), "The Way You Make Me Feel" (... ain't nobody's business...), "Man In The Mirror" (...make that change!), and "Dirty Diana" (come ON!). Check it out.
4. B.A.D. or
Bald
American
Dudes
is a neighborhood club set up by Al Bundy on the TV show "Married With Children".
5. BAD is also
Big
Audio
Dynamite,
a clubby techno dance rock band formed by Clash guitarist Mick Jones around 1984. They made innovative albums and in 1990 a new lineup resulted in BAD II. They're best known for their 1991 hit "Rush", about this time their music became oversampled big time. A few years later the band became just "Big Audio". They split up about a year afterward. The first BAD incarnation made the best stuff like "The Bottom Line" and "C'mon Every Beatbox".
1. Stay away from Vanessa, Rico. She is bad news. A real bad apple.
2. My girlfriend is a smoker but she keeps trying to quit. She says to me to don't ever start, it's a bad habit.
3. Billy Idol is one bad dude. You can tell by his songs, his videos, his sneer and his shows. They don't call him an "idol" for nothing!
4. U2 made a tune called "Bad". So have other people. Also, George Thorogood has proclaimed himself to be "Bad To The Bone". So have the reggae band Inner Circle on a different tune of the same name. They also scored a big hit "Bad Boys" (the theme from COPS).
5. Michael Jackson's BAD album had a chart run that lasted for the rest of the decade. The hits kept on a-comin'.
6. Al Bundy established his BAD club during one of the first few seasons of the show, IOW while it still had some funny elements to it, before it "jumped the shark".
7. Big Audio Dynamite's second album had Mick Jones' Clashmate Joe Strummer make a guest appearance on it.
2. My girlfriend is a smoker but she keeps trying to quit. She says to me to don't ever start, it's a bad habit.
3. Billy Idol is one bad dude. You can tell by his songs, his videos, his sneer and his shows. They don't call him an "idol" for nothing!
4. U2 made a tune called "Bad". So have other people. Also, George Thorogood has proclaimed himself to be "Bad To The Bone". So have the reggae band Inner Circle on a different tune of the same name. They also scored a big hit "Bad Boys" (the theme from COPS).
5. Michael Jackson's BAD album had a chart run that lasted for the rest of the decade. The hits kept on a-comin'.
6. Al Bundy established his BAD club during one of the first few seasons of the show, IOW while it still had some funny elements to it, before it "jumped the shark".
7. Big Audio Dynamite's second album had Mick Jones' Clashmate Joe Strummer make a guest appearance on it.
BAD by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 23, 2009
heroin
1. Quite possibly the worst and most addictive drug in the universe. The original way to cop it is via hyperdermic needles. Dirty needles can also give you some terrible diseases, including AIDS. It can also be snorted and then there's Mexican tar, which is smoked and can stop your heart in under 30 seconds. Either method can give you a quick "rush" but when it wears off you are really DOWN and you crash real hard.
2. In the 60s the Velvet Underground wrote a song called "Heroin". The pace and tempo of the music speeds up as Lou Reed sings the words describing the rush: smack gets into the veins, I feel like Jesus' son, etc. Then the electric viola puts out a slow drone and Lou stretches out the chorus words to similate the downful drag that comes after the fix wears off. At the last verse the electric guitar and electric viola rev it up in an onslaught and the drummer pounds the skins rapidly to emulate a junkie's pulse while on the fix again. Of course, this rapid increase in music playing, among other aspects of this song) became one of many inspirations for what would later be referred to as punk rock.
2. In the 60s the Velvet Underground wrote a song called "Heroin". The pace and tempo of the music speeds up as Lou Reed sings the words describing the rush: smack gets into the veins, I feel like Jesus' son, etc. Then the electric viola puts out a slow drone and Lou stretches out the chorus words to similate the downful drag that comes after the fix wears off. At the last verse the electric guitar and electric viola rev it up in an onslaught and the drummer pounds the skins rapidly to emulate a junkie's pulse while on the fix again. Of course, this rapid increase in music playing, among other aspects of this song) became one of many inspirations for what would later be referred to as punk rock.
1. Richard from Reno, Nevada turned himself for detox treatment in Northern California. His IV use of heroin caused the veins in both his arms to collapse, making them solid purple. They looked like a massive bad tattoo botch job.
2. Heeeehhhh-ro-o-o-innn
It's my life
And it's my wife
It's going to be the death of me!
LOU REED
3. Geoff Tate of Queensryche described the motive behind the writing of "The Needle Lies". He said he never touched that smack but he knew some people who have. He said, "It's shit".
4. One time I was surfing the Net and I came upon a strange website. It detailed about how the Taliban cultivates opium, from which heroin is derived. The pagemaster exhorted junkies to be "patriotic" and quit buying horse from the Afghanistan region and to buy and use Mexican tar heroin only. (!). No shit. I ain't kidding. Can you believe it?!
2. Heeeehhhh-ro-o-o-innn
It's my life
And it's my wife
It's going to be the death of me!
LOU REED
3. Geoff Tate of Queensryche described the motive behind the writing of "The Needle Lies". He said he never touched that smack but he knew some people who have. He said, "It's shit".
4. One time I was surfing the Net and I came upon a strange website. It detailed about how the Taliban cultivates opium, from which heroin is derived. The pagemaster exhorted junkies to be "patriotic" and quit buying horse from the Afghanistan region and to buy and use Mexican tar heroin only. (!). No shit. I ain't kidding. Can you believe it?!
heroin by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 23, 2009
Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
1. a situation where a man (a client?) has a sexual quickie. Maybe it's during a break period.
2. a euphenism for just plain ordinary non-kinky sex. No oral or anal or role-playing or S & M jive, just slide it in. Sometimes referred to as simply "wham, bam!".
3. What rock'n'roll chameleon David Bowie interjects after the last verse and before the grand blowout of his classic hit "Suffragette City". It's on the legendary protopunk album "The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders of Mars".
2. a euphenism for just plain ordinary non-kinky sex. No oral or anal or role-playing or S & M jive, just slide it in. Sometimes referred to as simply "wham, bam!".
3. What rock'n'roll chameleon David Bowie interjects after the last verse and before the grand blowout of his classic hit "Suffragette City". It's on the legendary protopunk album "The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders of Mars".
1. James and Mary had a hot time in the storage room this afternoon. It was so brief but so electric and so intense it was a case of "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!".
2. Jojo was walking around the streets of Salt Lake City when he saw some college students unpacking a Volkswagon. They told Jojo that they were going to do some kinky sex acts, threesomes, an orgy and such and invited him to join them. Jojo declined. They asked him what kind of sex he liked doing. He just deadpanned "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!".
3. On the CD version of the "Fire And Gasoline" album by Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols there is a cover of "Suffragette City". Steve Jones substitutes the " Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!" line with "Wham, bam, load it baby!".
4. Ahhhhhhh, wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
2. Jojo was walking around the streets of Salt Lake City when he saw some college students unpacking a Volkswagon. They told Jojo that they were going to do some kinky sex acts, threesomes, an orgy and such and invited him to join them. Jojo declined. They asked him what kind of sex he liked doing. He just deadpanned "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!".
3. On the CD version of the "Fire And Gasoline" album by Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols there is a cover of "Suffragette City". Steve Jones substitutes the " Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!" line with "Wham, bam, load it baby!".
4. Ahhhhhhh, wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
Wham, bam, thank you ma'am! by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 18, 2009
ZOG
a term used by right wing wing nut extremists to mean Zionist Organized Government. These Loony Tunes types think that Jews control the government (yeah, right!) and the economy as well. Well lets face it. The economic situation has been in horrible shape for quite some time now. Even if Jews did run the economy then why would they "create the recession" as the neo-Nazi types and people with similar persuasions say? In a recession nobody wins.
1. in the fucking PC 90s several wing nut militias stepped into the limelight. Some of them committed acts of terror. Some of them yahoos used the Branch Davidian case as an excuse. Then there was Tim McVeigh. Most, if not all of these troublemakers express hatred toward certain groups, especially Jews. They claimed that America is gone, that's it's run by some "Jew-Communist-Whatever" conspiracy cartel, or simply the "ZOG'. I saw one picture of some cretin bunch holding a standoff in Montana. One jerk wore a T-shirt that said "Down With The ZOG". What an ignorant shit head.
2. Now the militia scum are popping off the chops about how Barack Obama is a Muslim - no wait!, a Commie, no! A terrorist! Oh WTF! Are we going to have to hear this ZOG/Communist/Socialist/ psychobabble shit from these pin heads again? This shit has got to quit. There's too much going on and we don't need any more violence from these trailor trash losers.
3. This ZOG rumor crap is very similar to what Adolf Hitler said many years ago. Meet some Jews. Get to know them. Think for yourself.
2. Now the militia scum are popping off the chops about how Barack Obama is a Muslim - no wait!, a Commie, no! A terrorist! Oh WTF! Are we going to have to hear this ZOG/Communist/Socialist/ psychobabble shit from these pin heads again? This shit has got to quit. There's too much going on and we don't need any more violence from these trailor trash losers.
3. This ZOG rumor crap is very similar to what Adolf Hitler said many years ago. Meet some Jews. Get to know them. Think for yourself.
ZOG by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 18, 2009
Whirly Girl
1. a girl who lives a "worldly" live. She just lives by the "pleasure principal" , living for today. That doesn't necessarily mean she's wasteful or recklessor irresponsible. She may or may not be wealthy. She's absorbed in the surrounding culture and loves to spread the joy around to others but not in a Care Bears or Pollyanna way (ugh)! She sees things with rose colored glasses and she wants you to be happy too. She's a Sunshine Girl.
2. a hit for an American new wave band named OXO in 1983.
The former lead singer of Foxy (big hit "Get Off") Ish "Angel" Ledesma formed OXO with guitarist Orlando, bass player Frank Garcia, and drummer Freddy Alwag.
OXO's one big hit "Whirly Girl" was originally entitled "Worldly Girl." The song was written about Ish Ledesma's wife. It mentions about her following the Rolling Stones "on all their tours" among other things.
2. a hit for an American new wave band named OXO in 1983.
The former lead singer of Foxy (big hit "Get Off") Ish "Angel" Ledesma formed OXO with guitarist Orlando, bass player Frank Garcia, and drummer Freddy Alwag.
OXO's one big hit "Whirly Girl" was originally entitled "Worldly Girl." The song was written about Ish Ledesma's wife. It mentions about her following the Rolling Stones "on all their tours" among other things.
1. Princess Stephanie of Monaco looked really gorgeous when she was younger. She used to hobnob with zillionaire playboys and have one night love affairs with actors, musicians, artists, European politicos and such. She's done some reckless substance abuse too. Now on TMZ's (I think) feature See Them All Growed Up! her skin looked all dried out, she's been divorced a few times and all she does now is work for charity causes on the sly. She has lived the carefree whirly/worldly girl life and now she looks a bit weatherbeaten and much older than she really is.
2. Madonna has lived up to her self-styled tag of Material Girl and she's had plenty of sex sex SEX with anyone she chose. She's been a material girl, a whirly girl and a worldly girl. Now she's 50 and you can see her facelifts, her legs look sculpted and who knows what else. Now she resorts to even stupider stunts like the mock Jesus- on-the-cross scenarios and that dumb tongue fight scenes with Britney and Xtina that got people yapping and yapping. Also, can she REALLY play that guitar? Or is that posing? Oh BTW, did I say she's had a lot of sex?
3. I was in a tavern in Toronto having a drink and playing a Trivia Game with a loony coin. The speakers were playing "Whirly Girl" by OXO. I guess that was a hit in Canada too.
4. Sara walks around the flowery park smiling at everyone and I'm on a bench waiting for her. She's off from her hectic job yet she greets me with open arms, kisses me and sits on my lap. I wrap my arms around her waist as she tells me about her funky and busy day. She's just bubbling with joyful cheer, she's full of energy. She's a whirly girl. I could be having a crappy day and here she is. She makes my day.
5. whirly whirly whirly girl
she's my whirly girl
she's my whirly girl...
2. Madonna has lived up to her self-styled tag of Material Girl and she's had plenty of sex sex SEX with anyone she chose. She's been a material girl, a whirly girl and a worldly girl. Now she's 50 and you can see her facelifts, her legs look sculpted and who knows what else. Now she resorts to even stupider stunts like the mock Jesus- on-the-cross scenarios and that dumb tongue fight scenes with Britney and Xtina that got people yapping and yapping. Also, can she REALLY play that guitar? Or is that posing? Oh BTW, did I say she's had a lot of sex?
3. I was in a tavern in Toronto having a drink and playing a Trivia Game with a loony coin. The speakers were playing "Whirly Girl" by OXO. I guess that was a hit in Canada too.
4. Sara walks around the flowery park smiling at everyone and I'm on a bench waiting for her. She's off from her hectic job yet she greets me with open arms, kisses me and sits on my lap. I wrap my arms around her waist as she tells me about her funky and busy day. She's just bubbling with joyful cheer, she's full of energy. She's a whirly girl. I could be having a crappy day and here she is. She makes my day.
5. whirly whirly whirly girl
she's my whirly girl
she's my whirly girl...
Whirly Girl by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 10, 2009