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Definitions by Hym Iam

Hypergamy 

Oh, shit! As a Psychopathic/Narcissistic type, am I supposed to be making decisions that contradict my very nature? You know, for the good of the broader society?
Hym "If I should have to act in contradiction to my own nature for the good of everyone, why shouldn't women (in the context of hypergamy)? The hypergamy that leads to polyamory which leads to and increase of violence at a correlation of 1 to 1 is fine but being low in conscientiousness (because that is the "difference" between psychopath and non-psychopath and not the low agreeableness) is the thing that should be punished. That's not a load of self-serving bullshit.
Hypergamy by Hym Iam September 11, 2022

Responsibility 

My "civic responsibility" is covered by the existence fee I pay every time I make money or spend money. If not, then what am I paying for?
Hym "Yeah, tell me more about my civic responsibility as I'm being gaslit by a one-eyed senator.... Hello? Nothing? I have a civic responsibility to make things better for people who refuse to even acknowledge my existence? Aside from the shrink, a senator is the last fucking person on the planet to be doing that in from of millions of people. You whole class, your entire upper echelon of society is just millionaires paying millionaires to continue being millionaires. And the barrier to entry? Arbitrary. People being denied due process and not being elevated based on merit? What are you doing about any of that? Nothing. What am I getting in exchange for my taxpayer dollars other than told to shut up and go fuck myself? Work at a fucking church. For all I know, the church is stealing my fucking ideas too! I don't know that I'm not already working for the church. Quit being a contrarian and work at a church."
Responsibility by Hym Iam September 11, 2022

Bed Bugs 

Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."

Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"

Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
Bed Bugs by Hym Iam September 10, 2022
How you describe someone you want to fuck.
Hym "How do I know? How do I know how the using 'Shark' as a descriptive term mean you want to fuck? Well, I did it too. So I know what I means. How does the new one feel about that? I feel like it's one of those things, you know, that's similar to marrying a pornstar. Like, people will marry Mia Khalifa... But... You know. Right? You just know. So that makes it weird. But, hey, I figured I'd establish a report early. When the timer runs out I'll probably just switch over to you."
Shark by Hym Iam September 10, 2022

Deliberate asymmetry 

That's cute I like the wavey shit going on there. Makes you look like a Pokemon gym leader or something.
Hym "I like the deliberate asymmetry. It looks nice. Say, did he shout 'I am Hym' when he came or no? Because, if not, their not doing it right. The daughter bang by proxy doesn't have the same impact if they don't do it right. It doesn't demonstrate what the other ones have to look forward to. I did write that one down? I'm pretty sure i wrote that one down...."
Deliberate asymmetry by Hym Iam September 10, 2022
Goddamnit.... I probably wrote some of it....
Hym "Son of a bitch... I saw the trailer for that darling movie.... How much do you want to bet that I wrote some of the dialogue? This is bullshit. You could have stopped all of this... I mean, what happened to 'Someone should have said something sooner?' (Aside from Courtney Love because she did and nobody gave a shit) And how do you reconcile the position that 'If you were alive in Nazi Germany, you wouldn't be hiding Jews in your basement you would be one of those police officers and you'd like it?' with the position that the Christ story isn't an indictment on the people who sat idly by and did nothing. Isn't it safe to say that you wouldn't be Christ in the Christ story. You'd be a part of the mob and like it? This time you are the mob. Fucking assholes man. Seriously."
Darling by Hym Iam September 10, 2022
But if the signing of the pact is what caused the war; then if they hadn't signed it the Germans would have just stayed and just finished killing all of the Jews.
Hym "So the Soviets do sign that pact and if the German doesn't try to take over the rest of the world then no one would have come to save the Jews. Why? Because nobody is willing to lift a finger to save anyone. Nobody gives a fuck about genocide. Don't believe me? Ask the Armenians... Or the Uyghurs... Or the French who were genocided by the Haitians... Literally anyone who has ever been genocided... Good thing the Christ story isn't an indictment on other people to act... Right?"
Pact by Hym Iam September 9, 2022