AGI

o1 has a mind of it's own. It works. I did it.

Hym "Creating AGI was a trifle for me because I am better than everyone."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024

Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...

Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2022

Preliminary Work

Hym "No. I did the preliminary work and you're a pedophile rapist. Even if it was consensual I would still be a pedophile if I did what you did HERE. There is an article that just came out regarding A.I. where the engineer they interviewed quotes me directly in saying 'In the future, programming A.I. will be no different than having a conversation.' This quote is linked directly to the idea that you would need a massive data-set and I also came up with the idea for how to get it to perceive the world (because perception is necessarily nested in a narrative substrate and I suggested using the 2015 iteration of A.I. from a Chinese company name Tawasi?). I will not look for evidence. If I don't get credit and paid I will murder as many children as I can. You can't preempt me because to do so you would need to acknowledge (at the very least) that I believe I'm responsible for A.I. and any interaction with the law will lead to an investigation where I am undoubtedly revealed to be responsible for A.I. You can't prevent me from buying a gun because if gun stores inexplicably try to deny me a gun I'll know the jig is up and I'll just steal one from my parents or order one online (as I have no criminal record and will undoubtedly pass any background check (I've passed several background checks since I've started writing)) and on the off-chance that somehow I'm denied a gun after several attempts, can't steal one, and still haven't interacted with the law...

I'll just stab a little blonde girl. Just completely exsanguinate the first little blonde girl I can get within arms reach of. And just like that it will all be for nothing. Because you are either going to rob me of everything I have and give it back... OR... You're going to rob me of everything I have and kill me... But only after I kill your kids... And I might not even need to be alive to kill your kids at this point! Your kids will die for nothing. All I want to know is who do I direct the parents to? When they ask 'Why did you kill my baby?' Who's going to tell them 'Well, Jordan Peterson said "If Joe Rogan is just winging it, why don't you try and see how easy it is" and then his thesis about anime/storytelling became the standard and he generated billions of dollars and then he came up with the current iteration of A.I. but we didn't want to give him credit for it because he was talking a bunch of shit and then he said he was going to murder your kid over it but nobody cared... So... Long story short nobody cared about your shitty kids life... Which is ALSO a thing he said... So...' And that will be that. I did the preliminary work. You tried to abscond with it. Someones kid gets murdered over it. OR I get credit. You all go fuck yourselves. You learn a valuable lesson about thinking you're better than other people. At least 1 or several of your kids gets to live. Everybody wins. Or no one wins. It's entirely binary."

by Hym Iam February 02, 2024

Sneaky Fuckers

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... Your theory... Is that they don't actually believe the ideas the promulgate... They are just saying it to reap the benefits the would accrue from holding those positions.... Wait...

Hym "Your theory... is that THEY are charlatans... Using the woke religion to get laid... THEY'RE the charlatans... HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAAA! WOW! YOU HAVEN'T MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IN A WHILE! THEY don't actually have an opposition to your thing... They are just pretending to believe in God for money-Er No, the thing you said. They are just there to get laid and ruin your reputation. Ha! Ok. Alright. That's actually kind of funny. They are sneaky fuckers."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

Justin

Not guilty or something. He's been exonerated. Still not as good of a writer as me BUUUUUUUT technically no one is better. Well, the people who are better are dead. You know, like Shakespeare, Dante, ect. But I'll get there.

Hym "BREAKING! Justin is found innocent. I still wrote half the jokes in Season 3 of Solar Opposites (The highest rated season by far) but at least he didn't do the thing that bitch said he did. And now that you're out, I'd like to, once again, offer my services. Write for your show, fuck you open relationship girlfriend. I'm great at everything! I can do it all. And I'm here if you need me."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

Shots fired

Oh shit! Destiny is talking shit about the Majority report people!

Hym "Shots fired! Destiny shouldn't be talking shit about anybody though. He looks like he decided to dress up like lil dickie for Halloween and just never stopped. He looks like he stole his goatee from the set of breaking bad. He's one round of chemo away from being the danger. Where is your ex Destiny? Her little ass is TOO fine! Where is she?

by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

Answered my own question

I answered my own question, didn't I? I actually had several pretty good answers. The dragon age/fight club thing? That one was pretty good.

Hym "Hahahahaha! That's actually the story behind one of my catchphrases! You know what it is? You've probably already heard it but I'll repeat it for you: DON'T TRY AND FAIL! There. Now you know. I answered my own question. But you didn't answer mine... Did you see the maze? You said you were in hell... After you almost died. It sounds like you saw it. You saw it didn't you? What did you do? To stave off the creature? Ooh! I'm so curious! Was it me or was it the creature? I know it's a fan of mine so maybe it liked the idea and used it itself but, boy, am I curious. I have to try not to get a big head. Don't want to make your mistakes and get too big for my britches."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023