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Definitions by Hym Iam

Crowd funding 

Shut up about the crowd funding he's telling people to cut him a check and he has a million times more money than I do... And not ME Hym but him him.
Hym "OH JEEZ! YEP! THE CROWD FUNDING! THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM ISN'T IT!? I'M NOT CROWD FUNDING!"
Crowd funding by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Everything everywhere all at once 

Relatable... Ennui... Son of a bitch, is that another one? God damnit...
Hym "You know what I think it is? I think you all remember how much I said I hate watching critically acclaimed movies right after they come out and you try and screw me by making me write the so I have to go and watch them as soon as they come out to see if I wrote some of it. Jesus christ... Now I have to go watch this Everything everywhere all at once bullshit...."😮 💨

What I said 

I know what I said. Why I said it is more important. I'm never going to feel bad about it because your lives stopped mattering the second she fucked that mongoloid.
Hym "I said what I said. Outside of emergency money you all are a detriment to my existence. Hey, what do you think is the best way to cook brains? Like... Scrabbled eggs? Meat loaf? Probably meat loaf, right?"
What I said by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Exorcist 

Um... No. I've literally never met that guy...
Hym "Yeah, I've never met that exorcist. I don't know what he's talking about. But, hey, did you bang that Hispanic onlyfans chick?"
Exorcist by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Vote Democrat 

Joe Rogan admits he's a moron and that you should NOT listen to him about politics. Do not listen to that sack of shit. He made Adam and Matt look like idiots. That's not important to the definition but... You know... Hahahahahahaha fucking idiots.
Hym "Yeah... If he's telling you to vote republican you should probably vote Democrat..."
Vote Democrat by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Definition 

I'm mean you hear this motherfucker saying that if "you listen deeply enough you can hear the voice of God," That's still just YOU. You projecting yourself onto the book. Your will.
Hym "You want to know Jordan Peterson's real and secret definition of psychopath? It's the man who does not fear God. Loser? Anyone who won't dance for the creature's amusement. Coward? Anyone who won't let God punish them. He doesn't actually care whether or not God is ontologically real. He believes that all people need to be subordinate to some "higher-order abstraction", Adam. God is just a euphemism to him. So, "the collective good" or "humanity". And he's perfectly willing to speak for it. And anyone who ISN'T subordinate to said "higher-order abstraction" IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED. It's just implicit theocracy. And I know what you're thinking. "BUT I'M AN ATHEIST!" But do you believe in some sort of greater good? That's the SAME THING TO HIM. 'God' isn't 'God' to Jordan Peterson. God is whatever he needs it to be to justify doing whatever he wants."
Definition by Hym Iam April 3, 2023
Ohohoho man.... She had better not be...
Hym "Holy shit Jordan, you had better believe that if she is dead you are so VERY fucked.... Aiming up, huh? Yeah... Welp... my family is compromised... Phone camera is compromised... *Sigh* Why didn't you just save her? You knew I wouldn't stop."
Dead by Hym Iam April 3, 2023